{"id":13540,"date":"2014-06-06T14:36:38","date_gmt":"2014-06-06T20:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13540"},"modified":"2014-06-06T14:36:38","modified_gmt":"2014-06-06T20:36:38","slug":"public-boners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/06\/public-boners\/","title":{"rendered":"Public Boners!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, you see them from time to time. That high school<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13541\" title=\"Teen kid angery boner\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Teen-kid-angery-boner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Teen-kid-angery-boner.jpg 499w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Teen-kid-angery-boner-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Angry Teen Boner)<\/p>\n<p>dance, &amp; you were way to close to her crotch. BAM!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Bonertown, population; YOU. Maybe you you are just a<\/p>\n<p>teen kid waiting in line for food, &amp; gets an &#8220;Angry Teen&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>stiffy. A pool chub, or the majestic, &#8220;Presidential boner&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The public bus boner&#8217;s a real bummer &amp; adds that extra<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13542\" title=\"Clinton boner\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Clinton-boner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Clinton-boner.jpg 370w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Clinton-boner-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(Boating Boner!)<\/p>\n<p>creepy factor. No matter your raging junk, public boners<\/p>\n<p>do happen. And thankfully we get pictures of them 4 fun<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1384502217\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, you see them from time to time. That high school (Angry Teen Boner) dance, &amp; you were way to close to her crotch. BAM!!!!!! Bonertown, population; YOU. Maybe you you are just a teen kid waiting in line for food, &amp; gets an &#8220;Angry Teen&#8221; stiffy. A pool chub, or the majestic, &#8220;Presidential boner&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}