{"id":13466,"date":"2014-05-23T09:26:46","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T15:26:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13466"},"modified":"2014-05-23T09:28:04","modified_gmt":"2014-05-23T15:28:04","slug":"classic-violins-used-as-oars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/23\/classic-violins-used-as-oars\/","title":{"rendered":"Classic Violins Used As Oars?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

When you think of Classic Violins, you think of fun<\/p>\n

music, talented players & orchestras, right? Wrong!<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Say what?!?!”)<\/p>\n

They should ‘all’ be used as tiny boat oars because I<\/p>\n

said so. They just work way<\/em> better. Go head…..try it<\/p>\n

out. Get a ‘rare Stradivarius’ for 1 million, & go have<\/p>\n

some fun. Only problem is the oars get heavy by the<\/p>\n

water filling it up from the face slots. So empty it out<\/p>\n

Don’t all thank me at once……just go enjoy your ride<\/p>\n

Monday: Benghazi Bullshit Feed By The Democrats?!<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When you think of Classic Violins, you think of fun music, talented players & orchestras, right? Wrong! (“Say what?!?!”) They should ‘all’ be used as tiny boat oars because I said so. They just work way better. Go head…..try it out. Get a ‘rare Stradivarius’ for 1 million, & go have some fun. Only problem […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13466"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13466"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13471,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13466\/revisions\/13471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}