{"id":13445,"date":"2014-05-21T10:31:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T16:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13445"},"modified":"2014-05-21T10:31:49","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T16:31:49","slug":"pot-holes-common-snore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/21\/pot-holes-common-snore\/","title":{"rendered":"Pot Holes, &#038; Common Snore&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Elisabeth Hasselbeck knows parents. In fact, she knows<\/p>\n<p>everything, just ask her, &amp; she will yell until all the color<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13446\" title=\"fox_ff_hasselbeck_pot_140519g-615x345\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fox_ff_hasselbeck_pot_140519g-615x345.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fox_ff_hasselbeck_pot_140519g-615x345.jpg 615w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fox_ff_hasselbeck_pot_140519g-615x345-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Derp!)<\/p>\n<p>bars appear or the FOX signal is lost. But when it comes<\/p>\n<p>to &#8220;pot&#8221; she knows <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2014\/05\/19\/fox-panic-elisabeth-hasselbeck-looks-dumbfounded-as-guest-says-pot-isnt-that-scary\/\">less than nothing<\/a>. She had on former<\/p>\n<p>NFL linebacker for the Pats Shawn Stuckey to talk about<\/p>\n<p>the NFL&#8217;s new weed policy to lesson their strict penalties<\/p>\n<p>Lizzy McWired asked this question hoping to get a &#8220;nod&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153So, why \u00e2\u20ac\u201d I think parents would be concerned that this<br \/>\nis something that is opening up in the NFL. No?!?!?!?!?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Now, in usual FOX fashion, if you state something that is<\/p>\n<p>true, honest, or non-partisanly focused, they cut you OFF<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13447\" title=\"congratulations-idiot\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/congratulations-idiot.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/congratulations-idiot.gif 400w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/congratulations-idiot-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/congratulations-idiot-300x300.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(FOX!)<\/p>\n<p>His response was cogent, sound, &amp; reflected all of reality:<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153The NFL changing its policy towards marijuana would not<br \/>\ninfluence these  teenagers. If the NFL were to immediate ban<br \/>\nthe use of all  alcohol for all the football players you wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nfind a widespread  cessation of alcohol use among teenagers\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Game, set, match. Her response was dear in the headlights<\/p>\n<p>and to quickly end the segment. Why? There&#8217;s no response<\/p>\n<p><strong>Republican-Common Core Will &#8220;Make Kids Gay&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Florida Republican State Representative Charles Van Zant<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/05\/19\/common-core-gay_n_5353629.html\">thinks<\/a> the Federal educational Standards called, &#8220;Common<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Charles-Van-Zant-talking.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13448\" title=\"Charles-Van-Zant talking\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Charles-Van-Zant-talking.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Charles-Van-Zant-talking.jpg 489w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Charles-Van-Zant-talking-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/><\/a>(&#8220;Gay kids!!!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Core&#8221; will make kids, &#8220;As homosexual as they possibly can&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, really Captain Batshitcrazy Man. Tell me more ya turd:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry to report that to you&#8230;I really hate to<br \/>\nbelieve that news&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;but you need to know&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Do we, do we really?!?!? This guy isn&#8217;t some right wing hate<\/p>\n<p>pundit. They are a fucking &#8220;ELECTED OFFICIAL&#8221; for shits<\/p>\n<p>sake. Maybe he&#8217;s gay, because he really likes to pull shit out<\/p>\n<p>of ass. They hate all things Obama so much, they will &#8220;make<\/p>\n<p>shit up&#8221; because they don&#8217;t actually understand any of it all<\/p>\n<p>They think Obama=bad so tell our base it makes them &#8216;gay&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13449\" title=\"Charles Van Zant\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Charles-Van-Zant-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Charles-Van-Zant-funny.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Charles-Van-Zant-funny-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;m dumb&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>What total sad crazy people. They think reality is now some<\/p>\n<p>conspiracy &amp; nut lies are reality. They&#8217;re in the looking glass<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: What Tuesday Republican Primaries Told Us<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3965295746\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elisabeth Hasselbeck knows parents. In fact, she knows everything, just ask her, &amp; she will yell until all the color (Derp!) bars appear or the FOX signal is lost. But when it comes to &#8220;pot&#8221; she knows less than nothing. She had on former NFL linebacker for the Pats Shawn Stuckey to talk about the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}