{"id":13419,"date":"2014-05-19T10:15:58","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T16:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13419"},"modified":"2014-05-19T16:17:03","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T22:17:03","slug":"idaho-dumbfuckery-butthurt-flow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/19\/idaho-dumbfuckery-butthurt-flow\/","title":{"rendered":"Idaho Dumbfuckery, & Butthurt Flow…"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, the governors race<\/a> consisted of a cowboy, a curmudgeon, a biker &<\/p>\n

a “normal guy”. If by “normal”, you meant someone who isn’t clinically<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Commies!!!”)<\/p>\n

insane. I can’t write a sketch this funny. Republican reality is way more<\/p>\n

‘goofy’. I give ya, the perfect preview for the Republican 2016 primaries<\/p>\n

One of my favorite quotes was from the “biker guy” who decided to say:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m about as politically correct as your proverbial
\nturd in a punch-bowl…………..and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m proud of it.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

But they weren’t done there. No way, no how. When asked about taxes:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You go in there & you use spiritual warfare. Everybody talks
\nabout the natural, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to talk about the other realm
\nwe exist in. Buying those evil spirits that are behind the feds
\nwith the blood of Jesus, the name of Jesus, the power of the
\nHoly Spirit, the power of agreement, the word of God. Take
\nair superiority & then roll in with your tanks on the ground\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

I quote the little kid after his trip to the dentist<\/a>: “Is this real life?!?!?!?!”<\/p>\n

Yes, sadly it is and we haven’t even hit rock bottom. But we’re not there<\/p>\n

just yet. It will get worse, with even louder, dumber, more hateful idiots<\/p>\n

\"\"(dial fast!)<\/p>\n

parading all their “shitty, insanely hateful sad views” around, until their<\/p>\n

entire is party is one big-ass SNL sketch. Honestly, we are already there<\/p>\n

Thanks for all the laughs, but we need real people to govern not morons<\/p>\n

Let The Right Wing Butthurt Flow<\/strong><\/p>\n

It was just a kiss. You see em everyday. On the street, on TV, or even in<\/p>\n

movies. But the gay Sam’s kiss really badly fucked with bigots this time<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I iz winning!”)<\/p>\n

A Dallas talk show lady decided to let her “big ass bigot banner” fly free<\/a><\/p>\n

She walked off the set because her old, lost, ignorant views<\/em> didn’t have<\/p>\n

a place in today’s society. In fact, that is how you ‘know’ when someone<\/p>\n

lost in a battle of ideas. They walk away, cause they have no more ideas<\/p>\n

Well, when right wingers dig a hole deep, they never stop. China is now<\/p>\n

approaching fast. Now they dig 3X’s harder thinkin more digging helps<\/p>\n

Amy Kushnir went on FOX to explain ESPN’s overt “Left Wing Agenda”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I, moron”)<\/p>\n

What I’ve realized is THIS: “Left Wing”, “Democratic”, or “Progressive”<\/p>\n

views are really just “reality”, “facts” & “normal social progress”. These<\/p>\n

are the same racists\/idiots\/haters who ‘loved segregation’, no women’s<\/p>\n

voting rights, or never allowing interracial marriage. Meh……sad day for<\/p>\n

those hateful, sad, tiny Turds. They lost badly, & want to make it worse<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: McConnell Admits<\/a> His Bribes & Operation American Turd<\/a><\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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