{"id":13415,"date":"2014-05-16T11:28:11","date_gmt":"2014-05-16T17:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13415"},"modified":"2014-05-16T11:28:11","modified_gmt":"2014-05-16T17:28:11","slug":"jetpack-skydiving-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/16\/jetpack-skydiving-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"Jetpack Skydiving Porn?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, what is the one thing you want to know all about?<\/p>\n<p>How to end world hunger? Obtain world peace?! Or is<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13416\" title=\"Jetpack hot girl\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jetpack-hot-girl.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jetpack-hot-girl.jpg 681w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Jetpack-hot-girl-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(jet pack!)<\/p>\n<p>it how to find those missing odd socks your drier eats?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll bet whatever you were thinking about it sure wasn&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jetpack Skydiving Porn&#8221;. Ohh, sorry Todd I guess you<\/p>\n<p><em>were<\/em> thinking of that ya sicko bastard. Eventually porn<\/p>\n<p>will have to get more creative and when it does you will<\/p>\n<p>all note, I predicted it first. Either that or Space Porn!!!<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2331461073\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, what is the one thing you want to know all about? How to end world hunger? Obtain world peace?! Or is (jet pack!) it how to find those missing odd socks your drier eats? I&#8217;ll bet whatever you were thinking about it sure wasn&#8217;t &#8220;Jetpack Skydiving Porn&#8221;. Ohh, sorry Todd I guess you were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}