{"id":1340,"date":"2009-05-21T10:30:57","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T16:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1340"},"modified":"2009-05-21T10:30:57","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T16:30:57","slug":"team-america-fck-yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/21\/team-america-fck-yeah\/","title":{"rendered":"Team America F#ck Yeah!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Four men were arrested after planting explosives near two synagogues and plotting to shoot down a military plane carrying out a holy war against America…<\/p>\n

Who did we call? No, not Ghostbusters. They’re still filming the remake…<\/p>\n

It was these guys…<\/p>\n

\"team-america-photo.jpg\"(Puppets win wars, it’s science fact)<\/p>\n

Durka durka Allah Jihad…<\/p>\n

Funny, but the four men who were captured don’t really look “middle eastern”, they looked more “middle Harlem”. Don’t shoot the messenger, just sayin’…<\/p>\n

\"one-of-the-terrorists.jpg\"(Cotton breathes even with hand cuffs)<\/p>\n

Onta Williams was his name, but also went by Hamza<\/em>. That a big switch. It might have tipped off police, family, and friends. That be like me changing my name from John to “Osama Ben Bombin”. It might attract attention, and tip my hand, no?<\/p>\n

Here’s to NYC’s finest cops. They can tell a cab to move with a whistle, ticket someone, eat a hot dog, AND ask for someone’s digits to date all at the same time.<\/p>\n

\"nyc_cops_at_ground_zero.jpg\"(Mustaches not included)<\/p>\n

Shit balls, stills beats the hell out of London cops. Our hats are way<\/em> cooler…<\/p>\n

\"london-police.jpg\"(They could hide a blender under there)<\/p>\n

Rule #1, don’t plot to blow up synagogues. It gives you that anti-Semitic\u00c2\u00a0 white trash Hitler look. Number 2, “calling for jihads” is so 2006. Get with the times…<\/p>\n

Everything’s Hulu, erectile e-mail spam, or porn these days…<\/p>\n

T-Shit Almost Missed<\/strong><\/p>\n

Barely noticed this shirt the other day…<\/p>\n

\"funny-t-shirt.jpg\"(White really brings out her nipples)<\/p>\n

Going to the White Sox Game today at 1:05pm for some sun, fun, and hits-a-ton…<\/p>\n

Rock it, and have a day!<\/p>\n

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