{"id":13398,"date":"2014-05-14T11:37:48","date_gmt":"2014-05-14T17:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13398"},"modified":"2014-05-14T11:38:33","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T17:38:33","slug":"boko-haram-twin-turds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/14\/boko-haram-twin-turds\/","title":{"rendered":"Boko Haram &#038; Twin Turds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I say &#8220;Boko Haram&#8221;, what comes to your mind?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>God bless you?!?!? Or what Jay-Z yelled when Solange hit<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13399\" title=\"outrage\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/outrage.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"252\" \/>(yes)<\/p>\n<p>him in the elevator? It turns out there is a &#8220;group&#8221; of these<\/p>\n<p>religious extremist assbags in Nigeria who kidnapped 200<\/p>\n<p>school girls. Ohhhhh, that&#8217;s royally fucked up. They are an<\/p>\n<p>Islamic Extremist Salafi-jihadi group. What a collection of<\/p>\n<p>fuckwits. We should help in anyway possible to bring these<\/p>\n<p>200 girls from their hate. Extremism can take many forms<\/p>\n<p>And all of it is &#8220;bad&#8221;. Including trying to sell these girls into<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13400\" title=\"boko-haram-leader-Shekau\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/boko-haram-leader-Shekau.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/boko-haram-leader-Shekau.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/boko-haram-leader-Shekau-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(Shekau asshole)<\/p>\n<p>slavery. Nothing worse than minorities, now abusing other<\/p>\n<p>minorities. What a big collection of: armed, bigoted, idiotic<\/p>\n<p>shitbags. Cliven Bundy, &amp; Boko Haram got a lot in common<\/p>\n<p><strong>Theocratic Twin Turds<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Two Anti-gay, Anti-Muslim, xenophobic HGTV hosts David<\/p>\n<p>&amp; Jason <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2014\/05\/07\/meet-new-hgtv-reality-stars-who-hate-gays-muslims-divorce-and-public-schools\/\">Benham<\/a> never got their &#8216;show&#8217; off the ground. Most<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13401\" title=\"Fired-HGTV-hosts-David-and-Jason-Benham-CNN1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Fired-HGTV-hosts-David-and-Jason-Benham-CNN1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Fired-HGTV-hosts-David-and-Jason-Benham-CNN1.jpg 615w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Fired-HGTV-hosts-David-and-Jason-Benham-CNN1-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(anti-gay gays?)<\/p>\n<p>people don&#8217;t like to watch bigoted assholes renovate houses,<\/p>\n<p>or pick out granite counter tops. If that were the case, they&#8217;d<\/p>\n<p>have to change the tile to &#8220;Flip-Off This House&#8221;. Poor &#8220;guys&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>are oppressed right?!?! Nope, they&#8217;re bad for business in big<\/p>\n<p>market who&#8217;s audience is made up of different social, sexual,<\/p>\n<p>&amp; economic viewers. They will complain, &#8220;But you&#8217;re all now<\/p>\n<p>discriminating against our ability to discriminate&#8221;. Um, NO,<\/p>\n<p>you can discriminate if you like, but it does not ensure you a<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13402\" title=\"Bullshit\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Bullshit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Bullshit.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Bullshit-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Bullshit-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(yep)<\/p>\n<p>job for being an asshole. Meh, there arguments are sooooooo<\/p>\n<p>bad it has now become this: We wont tolerate your tolerance<\/p>\n<p>Ahem, no, the world won&#8217;t tolerate your <em>intolerance<\/em>. Suck it!<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: Dumbfuck Harry Reid <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/andrea-mitchell-reports\/watch\/reid-stop-picking-on-sheldon-adelson-250338372000\">Defends Billionaire<\/a> Ass<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-763404300\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I say &#8220;Boko Haram&#8221;, what comes to your mind?!?!? God bless you?!?!? Or what Jay-Z yelled when Solange hit (yes) him in the elevator? It turns out there is a &#8220;group&#8221; of these religious extremist assbags in Nigeria who kidnapped 200 school girls. Ohhhhh, that&#8217;s royally fucked up. They are an Islamic Extremist Salafi-jihadi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}