{"id":13364,"date":"2014-05-09T13:44:46","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T19:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13364"},"modified":"2014-05-09T13:56:53","modified_gmt":"2014-05-09T19:56:53","slug":"drafting-babies-for-your-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/09\/drafting-babies-for-your-family\/","title":{"rendered":"Drafting Babies For Your Family&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are still IN the <em>NFL draft<\/em> right now. But, how about,<\/p>\n<p>we all start &#8220;drafting babies&#8221; like we do top tier athletes<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13365\" title=\"Baby Escaping\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Baby-Escaping.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Baby-Escaping.jpg 422w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Baby-Escaping-197x300.jpg 197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(Crib Escape Drill)<\/p>\n<p>You can have a combine, evaluation process, visits, and<\/p>\n<p>finally Draft Day. Think about it&#8230;..you always wanted to<\/p>\n<p>draft that Lil&#8217; &#8216;Cuban child&#8217; to go be in the baseball draft<\/p>\n<p>If you want to those all too cute blue eyed twins&#8230;&#8230;then<\/p>\n<p>you better trade up. War Rooms would just be nursery&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>Go rock you days, have fun &amp; don&#8217;t do X(the shit I&#8217;d do)<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1756736813\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are still IN the NFL draft right now. But, how about, we all start &#8220;drafting babies&#8221; like we do top tier athletes (Crib Escape Drill) You can have a combine, evaluation process, visits, and finally Draft Day. Think about it&#8230;..you always wanted to draft that Lil&#8217; &#8216;Cuban child&#8217; to go be in the baseball [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}