{"id":13311,"date":"2014-05-02T11:08:41","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T17:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13311"},"modified":"2014-05-02T11:11:08","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T17:11:08","slug":"if-fish-could-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/05\/02\/if-fish-could-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"If Fish Could Talk&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just think of how much fun it would be at first to have<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13312\" title=\"Talking fish\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Talking-fish.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Talking-fish.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Talking-fish-272x300.jpg 272w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Say what?)<\/p>\n<p>your fish able to talk. It&#8217;d be awesome for a while but<\/p>\n<p>it would get old fast. Soon we&#8217;d have Fish sportcasters<\/p>\n<p>Fish Lawyers, Telemarketers, voice overs, &amp; Politicians<\/p>\n<p>It is only a matter of time before we have a super star<\/p>\n<p>R&amp;B &#8220;singing fish&#8221;. Eventually they&#8217;ll start talking over<\/p>\n<p>TV shows, swearing &amp; interrupting diner conversations<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13313\" title=\"singing-fish-singing\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/singing-fish-singing.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/singing-fish-singing.jpg 398w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/singing-fish-singing-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/>(And me)<\/p>\n<p>I have a &#8216;talking fish&#8217; short from a while back right <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=98a7CbfKs_w\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rock your weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just think of how much fun it would be at first to have (Say what?) your fish able to talk. It&#8217;d be awesome for a while but it would get old fast. Soon we&#8217;d have Fish sportcasters Fish Lawyers, Telemarketers, voice overs, &amp; Politicians It is only a matter of time before we have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13311"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13316,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13311\/revisions\/13316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}