{"id":13233,"date":"2014-04-24T13:46:35","date_gmt":"2014-04-24T19:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13233"},"modified":"2014-04-24T13:48:39","modified_gmt":"2014-04-24T19:48:39","slug":"snort-booze-irmess-coolbert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/24\/snort-booze-irmess-coolbert\/","title":{"rendered":"Snort Booze, IRMess &#038; Coolbert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What if I told you they were making <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2014\/4\/20\/5634132\/us-regulators-approve-powdered-alcohol\">powdered booze<\/a> you could<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13234\" title=\"powder booze\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/powder-booze.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/powder-booze.jpg 1053w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/powder-booze-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/powder-booze-1024x745.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/>(WTF?!?!)<\/p>\n<p>snort?!?! You&#8217;d turn to me and say, &#8220;John, you are totally full of<\/p>\n<p>shit&#8221;, right? Well, not so fast. Let&#8217;s call it, &#8220;Booger Sugar Booze&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re calling it &#8220;Palcohol&#8221;. Geeeee, I guess their going for that<\/p>\n<p>elusive market niche market of, &#8220;Coke Addicts Who Must Have<\/p>\n<p>Booze&#8221;. No bitter taste, you can bring it anywhere, &amp; is targeted<\/p>\n<p>directly at kids. Whooooooooo hooooooooo. Bring in on losers!<\/p>\n<p><strong>IRS Non-Scandal Part III<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, it seems a new report out shows that <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/politics\/2014\/04\/23\/3429722\/irs-records-tea-party\/\">&#8220;progressive groups&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>were targeted far more than Tea Party groups. But don&#8217;t expect<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13235\" title=\"IRS joke nice\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IRS-joke-nice.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"122\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IRS-joke-nice.png 718w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/IRS-joke-nice-300x112.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/>(But&#8230;no)<\/p>\n<p>the &#8216;Tea Tard Truthers&#8217; to ever accept <em>reality<\/em>. I mean, why start<\/p>\n<p>now?!?! In fact, in my local city paper an opinion idiot named<\/p>\n<p>Steve Huntley wrote about it again without siting a single valid<\/p>\n<p>fact. After all, you don&#8217;t need facts when ya live in Fantasyland<\/p>\n<p>Meh it&#8217;s not easy daily having to contort, confront, then ignore<\/p>\n<p>all of reality. It&#8217;s a full time job. &#8220;Climate science doesn&#8217;t exist,<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s rampant voter fraud, we&#8217;re not racists, we&#8217;re not dumb,<\/p>\n<p>Odummer is a Commie, Tax Cuts help everyone, polls are lyin&#8217;,<\/p>\n<p>&amp; we don&#8217;t hate all those immigrants\/women\/gays\/minorities&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13236\" title=\"Health Care Overhaul Republicans\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/DarrellIssa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/DarrellIssa.jpg 369w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/DarrellIssa-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(&#8220;I love lies&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Issa failed, &amp; these partisan pinata politics are wasting big tax $<\/p>\n<p>But they don&#8217;t care. They never will, until you unseat them ALL<\/p>\n<p><strong>O&#8217;Really, Rush, &amp; FOX Bash Colbert<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It seems the mark\/punch line, rarely knows it is the punch line<\/p>\n<p>O&#8217;Really finally decided to fight back. He said that Colbert is a,<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13237\" title=\"Colbert Funny awesome\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Colbert-Funny-awesome.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Colbert-Funny-awesome.gif 362w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Colbert-Funny-awesome-300x165.gif 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/>(Zong!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/tv\/oreilly-liberal-press-is-very-upset-im-being-mean-to-colbert\/\">&#8220;deceiver&#8221;<\/a>. He goes on to call him an &#8220;ideological fanatic who&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>misguided in the extreme, &amp; he just uses comedy solely playing<\/p>\n<p>exclusively to other believers&#8221;. Holy fuck shit that&#8217;s funny!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>He parodying you Bill &amp; that is the greatest projection I&#8217;ve seen<\/p>\n<p>Oh, if you&#8217;re a fan of Cliven Al Bundy, go enjoy all his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/republicans-denounce-rancher-cliven-bundys-racist-comments\/\">racist hits<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I want to tell you one more thing I know about the <a href=\"http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/blog\/2014\/04\/24\/video-cliven-bundys-racist-comments\/199008\">Negro<\/a>&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>They abort their young children, they put their young men <\/em><br \/>\n<em>in  jail because they never learned how to pick cotton&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oooooooooops. Seems the Neo-Confederate Oath Keeper Right<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13238\" title=\"cliven-bundy-2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/cliven-bundy-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/cliven-bundy-2.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/cliven-bundy-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/cliven-bundy-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/>(&#8220;Slavery was great!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Wing Libertarian Tea Party Turds all share the same racist hate<\/p>\n<p>Said it before, I&#8217;ll say it again. They&#8217;re as subtle as a &#8216;Klan Rally&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Does FOX&#8217;s Sean Hannity now have his own hood ready to go?!<\/p>\n<p>The rule is &#8220;we all agree with that, but you can&#8217;t openly state it&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a secret anymore folks. Known it for a looooooong time<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: Hey, Let&#8217;s Cross Baseball With Football For Fun<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What if I told you they were making powdered booze you could (WTF?!?!) snort?!?! You&#8217;d turn to me and say, &#8220;John, you are totally full of shit&#8221;, right? Well, not so fast. Let&#8217;s call it, &#8220;Booger Sugar Booze&#8221; They&#8217;re calling it &#8220;Palcohol&#8221;. Geeeee, I guess their going for that elusive market niche market of, &#8220;Coke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13233"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13245,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13233\/revisions\/13245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}