{"id":1321,"date":"2009-05-18T10:23:38","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T16:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1321"},"modified":"2009-05-18T10:44:25","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T16:44:25","slug":"does-the-smelly-cab-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/18\/does-the-smelly-cab-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"Does the “Smelly Cab Guy”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Know<\/em> he’s the “Smelly Cab Guy”?<\/p>\n

\"smelly-taxi-driver.jpg\"(“I smell likea the ass”)<\/p>\n

I don’t think so. Follow me on this. If knew<\/em> his cab smelled like arm pit funk that claws at the very soul of passengers, wouldn’t he change it? I thought maybe his “friends” figured “If he<\/em> can’t tell the hell he’s emitting, it’s not bad for him<\/em>“…<\/p>\n

I was in one yesterday. When I got in, it hit me like an aluminum bat in the face. It was a mixture of stale cottage cheese, three week old Indian food in temperature of a 104 degrees, and an Aamco’s gas station locker room…<\/p>\n

\"smelly-cab-girls.jpg\"(Must…conserve…breathing)<\/p>\n

My clothes started disintegrating. My eyes were burned from their socket so badly it looked like two raisins placed in hallowed wall-nuts. After I started loosing consciousness I couldn’t decide of this inhuman funky BO was emitting from him or he and the cab had some sort of unholy scientific “funk exchange pact” going on…<\/p>\n

\"smelly-toliet-lid.jpg\"(Nice crapper)<\/p>\n

It was almost like they feed off of each other…<\/p>\n

My total at the time was $4.45, so I threw him a $10, tucked, and rolled out of the cab while it was still moving yelling, “Can’t…take…it…anymore”. When my vision came back, I realized I was standing in Gary Indiana. No more “smelly cabs”…<\/p>\n

Rudey<\/strong><\/p>\n

More “Obama Drama”<\/em> at Notre Dame. Yesterday Obama delivered the commencement speech to ND graduates. Which ever side you find yourself on the abortion debate, I get it. When one side shouts the other down or creates an “absolute”, that’s bulling the debate rather than explaining why your position is better. It’s no longer a rational discussion. It’s “mob rule” thoughts and actions…<\/p>\n

\"obama-at-nd.jpg\"(“Good luck finding a job suckers!”)<\/p>\n

Five minutes into the speech a man started yelling, “You are a baby killer”. Someone should tell these people they’re not helping their position. It makes the face of their position “shouting zealots”. Then you sound like Alan “Cup O Crazy” Keyes…<\/p>\n

\"keyes-abortion.jpg\"(Dolls in strollers covered in fake blood?)<\/p>\n

But class always shines through. When people shouted things during the speech, the crowd broke into a deafening chant: “We are N.D.”<\/a>. Well done…<\/p>\n

Blackhawks got their lunch handed to them 5-2. They played so badly there was so much scoring by the Wings it looked like an orgy. Game 2 on Tuesday…<\/p>\n

Time to bounce back baby…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Know he’s the “Smelly Cab Guy”? (“I smell likea the ass”) I don’t think so. Follow me on this. If knew his cab smelled like arm pit funk that claws at the very soul of passengers, wouldn’t he change it? I thought maybe his “friends” figured “If he can’t tell the hell he’s emitting, it’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}