{"id":1318,"date":"2009-05-16T09:23:29","date_gmt":"2009-05-16T15:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1318"},"modified":"2009-05-16T09:23:29","modified_gmt":"2009-05-16T15:23:29","slug":"mega-shark-vs-giant-octopus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/16\/mega-shark-vs-giant-octopus\/","title":{"rendered":"Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Laughing so hard…can’t breathe…pissing pants…at the idea of this steaming pile…<\/p>\n

I write jokes every day…<\/p>\n

And there’s no way in hell I could ever write something this fucking funny…<\/p>\n

\"megashark_large.jpg\"(Yes, that’s Debbie “Out of Blue” Gibson)<\/p>\n

What makes it twice<\/em> as funny is they’re serious. What was the pitch meeting like? A 50’s something guy with a pony tail, white blazer, black t-shirt underneath, and circular mirrored sun glasses speaks: “Imagine a 4,000ft great white shark that can bite the Goldengate bridge in half. Imagine a 20,000ft in total legnth giant octopus hell bent on world destruction. Imagine they were frozen from over 10 million years ago. Now imagine they were freed, and going head-to-head in the utlimate D-grade CGI battle that makes YouTuber’s work look like Lucas Ranch’s ILM…”<\/p>\n

Lorenzo Lamas and<\/em> Debbie Gibson. Think of the amazing acting range in that stellar duo. Still…can’t…breath. Tears…streaming…down…face…<\/p>\n

\"debbie-gibson-cover.jpg\"(Holy 80’s batman!)<\/p>\n

Here’s the trailer
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\nGoing to a White Sox charity event today where you get to walk on the field, and buy in game items from a table. If it’s like this years team, bet they don’t have bats…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Laughing so hard…can’t breathe…pissing pants…at the idea of this steaming pile… I write jokes every day… And there’s no way in hell I could ever write something this fucking funny… (Yes, that’s Debbie “Out of Blue” Gibson) What makes it twice as funny is they’re serious. What was the pitch meeting like? A 50’s something […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}