![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Chicago-OHare-train.jpg\" "\\"Chicago")
(holy shit!)<\/p>\nWhat if you heard a bunching of kids singing a nice little chant?<\/p>\n
“Engine, engine number nine, going down the Chicago Blue Line,
\nshould the engine jump the track, do you want your money back?”<\/p>\n
(holy shit!)<\/p>\n
Well, it happened for ‘reals’, & it’s not funny at all. The Chicago<\/p>\n
Blue Line headed to O’Hare headed INTO O’Hare, up the stairs<\/p>\n
and off the tracks. It seems, we had a conductor “Asleep” at the<\/p>\n
wheel. The CTA said “he may have dozed off”. Really?!? Really?!<\/p>\n
You sure about that?!? Well NO SHIT she DID. Not many of the<\/p>\n
conductors run a train through the final stop up stairs. The good<\/p>\n
news? No one was killed, so that rocks. But plenty of people had<\/p>\n
injuries. The driver was a good driver, but always worked “Over<\/p>\n
![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Other-train-side-crash.jpg\" "\\"Other")
(crazy!)<\/p>\n
Time”. It is a sad state of affairs, that SO many, must work until<\/p>\n
they fall asleep, just to pay the bills. This all happened at 3am in<\/p>\n
the morning. Any later at 7:30, & this would have been a horror<\/p>\n
show like no other. Wow, just wow. Wild times, & glad it is over<\/p>\n
On public, don’t fall into a zone, anything can happen anytime!<\/p>\n
FOX Thinks Obama Needs Missing Jet Story<\/strong><\/p>\n We have some sad, bad news about MH370. It appears that the<\/p>\n jet exploded, or “crashed” into the Indian ocean. This is terrible<\/p>\n They haven’t found all the pieces of the plane, & I hope they do<\/p>\n Those poor family needs closure, & an end this nightmare. The<\/p>\n one question I have is how they came to this conclusion so<\/em> late<\/p>\n I will keep tabs on this, & any news I will pass along. But, what<\/p>\n did FOX have to say about this terrible event?!? Oh, right, they<\/p>\n tried to tie it back to Obama, “Benghazi”, & “IRS”. Holy fucking<\/p>\n batshitcrazyinsanelyingfuckholes! This is when the “Partisanly<\/p>\n Insane” shocks you. Bill’O<\/a> decided to chide other networks like<\/p>\n CNN for not covering Benghazi, or the IRS(which have all been<\/p>\n covered to death) in favor of the missing plane with this “gem”:<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153when\u00c2\u00a0<\/a><\/a>media\u00c2\u00a0begins to pander to the audience <\/em> The “projection” has landed!!! Yes buddy, that’s the main entire<\/p>\n existence of you & FOX. Lie, Lie bigger, lie Even Bigger, then go<\/p>\n try “shocking yourself” with new dazzling heights of nuts insane<\/p>\n If ya ever wondered if FOX could outdo their utter partisan hate<\/p>\n insanity, the answer is now “Yes”. Meh they top that pretty soon<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n What if you heard a bunching of kids singing a nice little chant? “Engine, engine number nine, going down the Chicago Blue Line, should the engine jump the track, do you want your money back?” (holy shit!) Well, it happened for ‘reals’, & it’s not funny at all. The Chicago Blue Line headed to O’Hare […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12975\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/fox-news-just-lies.jpg\" "\\"fox-news-just-lies\\"")
(We know)<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Bill-O-poop-joke.jpg\" "\\"Bill")
(idiot)<\/p>\n
\nand fabricate things, then there is a problem.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>
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