{"id":12960,"date":"2014-03-21T13:12:08","date_gmt":"2014-03-21T19:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12960"},"modified":"2014-03-21T13:12:08","modified_gmt":"2014-03-21T19:12:08","slug":"fart-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/21\/fart-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Fart Shoes&#8221;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would be the greatest invention ever. Well that &amp; instant food<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12961\" title=\"Fart Shoes\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Fart-Shoes.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Fart-Shoes.gif 420w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Fart-Shoes-300x162.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(check it out!)<\/p>\n<p>from a pill to feed starving kids but then fart shoes a close 2nd<\/p>\n<p>Well #3 Duke lost today, which &#8220;most likely&#8221; made everyone&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>ncaa bracket just like Kate Middletons vagina, royally screwed<\/p>\n<p>Meh, enjoy the weekend. I&#8217;m watching Divergent tonight with<\/p>\n<p>my Sonja, &amp; missing Skylar something bad. Have fun you kids<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2447753985\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would be the greatest invention ever. Well that &amp; instant food (check it out!) from a pill to feed starving kids but then fart shoes a close 2nd Well #3 Duke lost today, which &#8220;most likely&#8221; made everyone&#8217;s ncaa bracket just like Kate Middletons vagina, royally screwed Meh, enjoy the weekend. I&#8217;m watching Divergent tonight [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12960"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12960\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}