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(“bro” makes it better)<\/p>\nLots of things make you feel “jealous”\/AKA “jelly”. Don’t fear it<\/p>\n
(“bro” makes it better)<\/p>\n
Embrace it. Here’s a list of things that might make you “feel” it:<\/p>\n
-Your dog being able to effortlessly lick their crotch<\/em> Come up with your own, or don’t. After all, what ever you ‘have’<\/p>\n today, is<\/em> the best thing. You<\/em> are what makes something good or<\/p>\n not. But being able to lick your balls or blow yourself is preemo<\/p>\n Now go rock your day, play hookey, or have a beer at lunch bro<\/em><\/p>\n Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Lots of things make you feel “jealous”\/AKA “jelly”. Don’t fear it (“bro” makes it better) Embrace it. Here’s a list of things that might make you “feel” it: -Your dog being able to effortlessly lick their crotch -Selling a house finding out Bon Jovi lives next door -Dancing doing the robot then someone break dances […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12918"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12918"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12923,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12918\/revisions\/12923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n-Selling a house finding out Bon Jovi lives next door<\/em>
\n-Dancing doing the robot then someone break dances<\/em>
\n-Doing karaoke OK, then someone gets up, & nails it<\/em>
\n-You get a promotion but your friend won the lottery<\/em>
\n-Your best friends really hot, funny, sports loving wife<\/em>
\n-Neighbors well behaved kids, while yours are insane<\/em>
\n-You get a frozen burrito. Your roomie gets Taco Bell<\/em>
\n-You have cable, while the world is always streaming<\/em>
\n-You must see Labor day instead of Anchorman Two <\/em><\/p>\n