{"id":12855,"date":"2014-03-07T14:01:17","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T20:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12855"},"modified":"2014-03-07T14:01:17","modified_gmt":"2014-03-07T20:01:17","slug":"what-your-poo-says-about-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/07\/what-your-poo-says-about-you\/","title":{"rendered":"What Your Poo Says About You&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poop. Everybody does it. And it&#8217;s not pretty at all. I mean sure,<\/p>\n<p>you get some nice clean robust poops. bravo! But that&#8217;s not the<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12856\" title=\"funny-poop1-300x213\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/funny-poop1-300x213.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"228\" \/>(oh Tom, you cut up)<\/p>\n<p>norm. If it&#8217;s runny, stress, or maybe food poisoning. If &#8220;green&#8221;,<\/p>\n<p>you had too much grape Gatorade(trust me I know). If it&#8217;s tiny<\/p>\n<p>pellets, either you a) ate a rabbit who is still shitting inside you<\/p>\n<p>or b) didn&#8217;t each much of anything with substance. Now go get<\/p>\n<p>some food to start your adventure. And make sure to have fun<\/p>\n<p>Make sure to tune into True Detective for the big final ending<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poop. Everybody does it. And it&#8217;s not pretty at all. I mean sure, you get some nice clean robust poops. bravo! But that&#8217;s not the (oh Tom, you cut up) norm. If it&#8217;s runny, stress, or maybe food poisoning. If &#8220;green&#8221;, you had too much grape Gatorade(trust me I know). If it&#8217;s tiny pellets, either [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12855"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12858,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12855\/revisions\/12858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}