{"id":12841,"date":"2014-03-06T14:59:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T20:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12841"},"modified":"2014-03-06T17:48:37","modified_gmt":"2014-03-06T23:48:37","slug":"cpaced-full-of-bs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/06\/cpaced-full-of-bs\/","title":{"rendered":"CPAC’ed Full Of Bull Shit…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Benghazi, birth certificate, ‘Merica, Freedoms, less gumberment,<\/p>\n

lies, ignorance, St. Reagan, & older white racists. CPAC has it all!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\"\"(sadly true)<\/p>\n

It’s like a Far Right Wing Hate Porn convention of “shit flinging”<\/p>\n

insanity. Whoooooooooopie! It was the usual Clown Car chocked<\/p>\n

full of freaky filthy frothing at the mouth nutty twerks(twit+jerk)<\/p>\n

Ryan, Paul, Christie, Cruz, & Trump. They sound like cheap cars<\/p>\n

The funniest & most insane thing on that stage (which is saying a<\/p>\n

lot) was a “Bob Dylan-like” folk singer trying to create “empathy”<\/p>\n

for the put upon top 2% & poor conservatives who just want their<\/p>\n

“freedom” w\/”god & guns is all we need”. I’m not fucking kidding<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(empty diversity seminar)<\/p>\n

I guess this singer’s what happens when Victoria Jackson is busy<\/p>\n

giving “handys” by a bigass rusty dumpster. Nice. How about you<\/p>\n

play a game with me, “go spot the Confederate flag license plates”<\/p>\n

Different year, same tired bullshit: Reagan is God, guns are great,<\/p>\n

we’re not conservative enough so push farther right over that cliff<\/p>\n

They are incapable of learning. If they were, they wouldn’t still be<\/p>\n

“conservative Tea Party” people. So they’re all squealing for their<\/p>\n

corporate welfare while tryin to demonize anyone who isn’t them<\/p>\n

\"\"(the talking anus)<\/p>\n

There is literally no difference between this & an SNL sketch of it<\/p>\n

I heard CPAC stands for “Conservative Plutocrats Always Crying”<\/p>\n

If ya want to see the comedy gold you can keep up with it HERE<\/a><\/p>\n

Tomorrow: The Boca Raton KKK Flag Mega Racist, & Kid Sues<\/p>\n

Enjoy, & have a day!<\/p>\n

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Benghazi, birth certificate, ‘Merica, Freedoms, less gumberment, lies, ignorance, St. Reagan, & older white racists. CPAC has it all! (sadly true) It’s like a Far Right Wing Hate Porn convention of “shit flinging” insanity. Whoooooooooopie! It was the usual Clown Car chocked full of freaky filthy frothing at the mouth nutty twerks(twit+jerk) Ryan, Paul, Christie, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}