{"id":12807,"date":"2014-02-28T12:50:44","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T18:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12807"},"modified":"2014-02-28T18:51:51","modified_gmt":"2014-03-01T00:51:51","slug":"im-back-baby-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/28\/im-back-baby-3\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m Back Baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It was like my body had a “fire sale”; all solids & liquids<\/p>\n

“Must Go!”. Did not matter which hole. Just all out and<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(been there)<\/p>\n

NOW. Not fun. A temp of 104 flu & cold. Chills, and felt<\/p>\n

like a dried beaten up dog turd left to be ‘eroded’. But, it<\/p>\n

is all good now. Back & ready for life. Makes you “really”<\/p>\n

appreciate each day you have above the ground. At one<\/p>\n

point, while puking during the 5th hour I said, “Oh shit<\/p>\n

I forgot I’d even eaten that”. White Castle ‘sliders’ & PB<\/p>\n

with crackers is NOT a pretty sight I can tell you “that”<\/p>\n

Do yourself a solid this weekend. Have a Harold Ramis<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Never, never<\/em>)<\/p>\n

movie marathon. You can thank me later, or thank him<\/p>\n

Next to John Hughes, who my friend Alan worked with<\/p>\n

he was the most entertaining funny & prolific guys ever<\/p>\n

Oscars rolling in like a “tidal wave” of Golden Good fun<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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