{"id":12794,"date":"2014-02-24T14:50:16","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T20:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12794"},"modified":"2014-02-24T17:43:22","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T23:43:22","slug":"democratic-douche-tea-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/24\/democratic-douche-tea-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"Democratic Douche, & Tea Toast"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ah Texas, everything’s bigger there. Including all the assholes!<\/p>\n

Well, count Democratic candidate Lloyd Oliver<\/a> in that “group”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I ate Stacy Keech”)<\/p>\n

He thinks “domestic violence” is prosecuted too much. And it’s<\/p>\n

part of some couples sexual foreplay. WTF?!?!?! Forget that he<\/p>\n

has the worst county for ‘domestic violence’ in almost all of TX<\/p>\n

What massive bag O douche. This guy is ‘chunky turd surprise’<\/p>\n

You might want to run yourself if you’re stuck in his district, so<\/p>\n

go do it now. After all, you can’t be worse than this lying assfart<\/p>\n

unless you’re Rick Perry or some other right wing fascist nutter<\/p>\n

The guy might even get elected, because shit, it’s fucking Texas<\/p>\n

Meh, I don’t know what they have in the water there, but it’s so<\/p>\n

dumb it makes everyone else magically lose IQ points like coins<\/p>\n

falling through a kids jeans with holes in the pockets. Oooooops<\/p>\n

\"\"(Add Llyod)<\/p>\n

A modern bigot ass who lived at “Ni**erhead Ranch” is in office<\/p>\n

Texas, you’re free to secede anytime. But Mexico doesn’t want u<\/p>\n

either. But make sure to leave Dallas, Houston, & Austin. Cool?<\/p>\n

Tea Party’s Over<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Lazy Louie Gohomert”<\/a> thinks there is a “war on the Tea Party”<\/p>\n

He might have mistaken Tea Party with, “idiots rejecting facts”<\/p>\n

\"\"(idiots yell)<\/p>\n

They’re now doing what every political party almost dead does<\/p>\n

Splitting the already shrinking vote. The ‘biggest’ enemy of the<\/p>\n

Republican party today is facts, reality, economics, & the damn<\/p>\n

internet. It does more everyday to prove these “Insane knuckle<\/p>\n

dragging bigots” wrong. If they had their way, they’d ban ‘facts’<\/p>\n

or try to control reality itself. They’re like a “dog humping a big<\/p>\n

dog bed tryin to get it pregnant”. Wondering why they “always”<\/p>\n

fail. Meh, the entire Republican party today looks like a “drunk<\/p>\n

flight crew” trying to take off. It ends with a crash, & the people<\/p>\n

hurt. It’s all over but the tears. Turn the lights off when u leave<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(stay classy TP)<\/p>\n

Then again you don’t believe in electricity, climate science, gps,<\/p>\n

economics, history, eco-conservation, facts or anything else set<\/p>\n

in reality. It must be hard waking up every day having to ‘lie’ to<\/p>\n

yourself just to get though the day. Now you know what grifters,<\/p>\n

lawyers, crooked cops, racists, con men, and killers have to do!<\/p>\n

RIP Harold Ramis. The Comedian, director, actor & Chicagoan<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: Uganda Steps Up It’s Homosexual Hate Agenda<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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