{"id":12720,"date":"2014-02-13T13:49:04","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T19:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12720"},"modified":"2014-02-13T14:07:36","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T20:07:36","slug":"crappy-bird-chuck-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/13\/crappy-bird-chuck-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Crappy Bird, & Chuck Nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’ve played Flappy Bird, you want to do one of 3 things:<\/p>\n

1) scream 101 expletives 2) huck your phone across the room<\/p>\n

\"\"(yes it is)<\/p>\n

3) delete that ap & then punch anyone who mentions it again<\/p>\n

The creators are pure evil. The game is the worst pile of turd<\/p>\n

on the planet. And now after all the black lash, they pulled it<\/p>\n

It’s the “Kaufmann stunt” of aps. Seems the goal was to troll<\/p>\n

the ios community, or the kid named Nguyen Dong created a<\/p>\n

shitty ap. Seem it is number 2. Dong took it down, because it<\/p>\n

\"\"(fastest way to drunk)<\/p>\n

would “ruin his life”. Angry tweets about Crappy Bird. Face it<\/p>\n

the kid made big $ trolling, but didn’t want that to be his final<\/p>\n

legacy in the public eye.\u00c2\u00a0 So it seems the “Donger needs rude”<\/p>\n

isn’t true. More like the “Donger needs his soul more than $”<\/p>\n

Sadly American Politics plays out a lot like this “train wreck”<\/p>\n

Chuck Todd Finally Grows “Reporter Balls”<\/strong><\/p>\n

MSNBC’s Nicole Wallace, aka the Palin whisperer, & ex-Bush<\/p>\n

spokesperson was on “Morning Blow” giving Chris Christie a<\/p>\n

\"\"(“suck him off!”)<\/p>\n

verbal “rim job” when Chuck Todd came on. I guess he didn’t<\/p>\n

get the “verbally suck him off” memo, and fairly pushed back<\/a><\/p>\n

When Republican’s do not “shit themselves”, or draw oxygen<\/p>\n

correctly we must praise them?! Why?!? All<\/em> politician’s should<\/p>\n

only be praised when it’s WARRANTED. Today that’s few and<\/p>\n

far between. The guy is the center of a massive scandal, and is<\/p>\n

currently under indictment. Name another politician who was<\/p>\n

\"\"(“pump the brakes”)<\/p>\n

praised during this process? BUZZ-none. What partisan Idiots<\/p>\n

Maybe Nicole should get out of political shit, since she is ‘little<\/p>\n

more’ than a big cheerleader than an objective rational thinker<\/p>\n

Not a valid political show, it’s “Frat Row” giving gop blumpkins<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: Cruz’s Filibuster Farce, & Dem Ray Nagin Toast<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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If you’ve played Flappy Bird, you want to do one of 3 things: 1) scream 101 expletives 2) huck your phone across the room (yes it is) 3) delete that ap & then punch anyone who mentions it again The creators are pure evil. The game is the worst pile of turd on the planet. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}