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(Will Mario medal?!?!)<\/p>\nIt’s Olympic timey time. And all over the world, these are the<\/p>\n
days during the year we’re searching for entertainment from<\/p>\n
(Will Mario medal?!?!)<\/p>\n
anywhere. If it’s 2 kids fighting over a baseball card, we’re in<\/p>\n
Some quick notes: if they added one more “o” to bobsledding<\/p>\n
it would draw WAY more viewers. They should change a luge<\/p>\n
to a shots based drinking game. And they should do a “Strip”<\/p>\n
figure skating segment. What’s that?!?!?!? Oh, no I’m not 17<\/p>\n
years old, why do you ask? Oh, because I act younger than it<\/p>\n
Let the games begin, & watch for a “new star” Mikaela Shiffrin<\/p>\n
She’s young, nice, talented, & so the real<\/em> deal. My Sonja also<\/p>\n works with her doing ads<\/em>. Buckle up bitches, the only time a<\/p>\n “Five Ring” magical moment happens, is an “Orgy Wedding”<\/p>\n Monday: Bill O’Reilly Feuds w\/Jon Stewart & Failing Bad<\/p>\n Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It’s Olympic timey time. And all over the world, these are the days during the year we’re searching for entertainment from (Will Mario medal?!?!) anywhere. If it’s 2 kids fighting over a baseball card, we’re in Some quick notes: if they added one more “o” to bobsledding it would draw WAY more viewers. They should […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12675"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12675"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12680,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12675\/revisions\/12680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/shiffrin_sl_gold9-X3-1024x682.jpg\" "\\"shiffrin_sl_gold9-X3-1024x682\\"")
(ready for the lights?)<\/p>\n