{"id":12651,"date":"2014-02-05T12:29:35","date_gmt":"2014-02-05T18:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12651"},"modified":"2014-02-05T23:44:41","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T05:44:41","slug":"batshitcrazy-had-landed-el-no-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/05\/batshitcrazy-had-landed-el-no-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Batshitcrazy Had Landed, & El-No-Way…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Former SNL alum Victoria Jackson, who’s known for the song “There’s A<\/p>\n

Communist In The White House” is running for public office this election<\/p>\n

\"\"(ah, old love)<\/p>\n

cycle. Oh wait, did I say “known”?!?! I meant “publicly mocked”, and “not<\/p>\n

to ever be taken seriously”. She’s throwing<\/a> her tri-cornered Tea Timey hat<\/p>\n

into the ring. Only to possibly have it kicked back or taken to place on any<\/p>\n

child teaming with head lice. Then again this is Thompson Station TN., so<\/p>\n

anythings fucking possible. If they do elect this “lackwit” & totally ignorant<\/p>\n

dolt to local office, then they deserve “everything” they get. She is running<\/p>\n

to “save America”. Now, that is a specific platform right there if I ever saw<\/p>\n

one. Was “For Real ‘Merica & Baby Jesus” already taken?! *Looks at Mike<\/p>\n

\"\"(nice joke)<\/p>\n

Huckabee* Oh, sorry, I guess it was. But she wasn’t done there so she said<\/p>\n

“This is my first time running for office. I want to be an <\/em>
\nexample to other moms, & regular folk to get involved in <\/em>
\nlocal government. It’s the only way we will save America”<\/em><\/p>\n

Getting involved in local government is AWESOME. But, then you should<\/p>\n

at least know the basic functions of it. Why not get all them ‘regular folks’<\/em><\/p>\n

attempting to be your: “brain surgeon”, “electrician” or an “airplane pilot”<\/p>\n

with out any knowledge or formal training, cool? You fly on their plane 1st<\/p>\n

She’s the face of the Tea Party today. Loud, nutty, ditzy, stupid, & clueless<\/p>\n

John El-No-Way Talks “Social Safety Nets”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, he was a great quarterback in the NFL for a long time. So, John was<\/p>\n

\"\"(give it to me)<\/p>\n

on FOX<\/a> with Chris Wallace talking about his Republican views right here:<\/p>\n

“I don’t believe in safety nets, obviously
\nwe gotta have some<\/strong> kind of safety nets”<\/p>\n

Oh, ok, well that seems intentionally vaguely unclear. Huh, I wonder why<\/p>\n

that is?! He likes welfare for HIM. Let me translate all that for you clearly<\/p>\n

“Well poor people need it, but I do not want to pay it. I only want to get<\/em> it”<\/p>\n

See, 75% of HIS entire stadium is ‘publicly financed’. Also, the NFL is one<\/p>\n

of the most Socialized leagues next to hockey. See, he likes HIS ‘tax payer’<\/p>\n

welfare, but doesn’t want that to go to “middle class” & the “working poor”<\/p>\n

Classy guy right there. He was asked if he would “run for political office”?<\/p>\n

\"\"(listen to that<\/em> guy)<\/p>\n

His answer was basically, “Um naw, I’m not smart enough to trick people<\/p>\n

so I’ll just pump my $ into other Republican liars to only help me”. Noice<\/p>\n

The bottom line, saying, “Well I only want tax $ for me, fuck all the poor”<\/p>\n

doesn’t sound very nice on national TV does it? Nope, it sounds too ‘Ugly’<\/p>\n

And it’s the entire Republican party now. They are rudderless, & ‘sinking’<\/p>\n

For you see their core views are: “I’m against help for you, but not for me”<\/p>\n

Sadly far too many Democrats go along with it too; let’s weed them all out<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: Dealer Arrests in Philip Seymour Hoffman Death, & Bill Nye<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Former SNL alum Victoria Jackson, who’s known for the song “There’s A Communist In The White House” is running for public office this election (ah, old love) cycle. Oh wait, did I say “known”?!?! I meant “publicly mocked”, and “not to ever be taken seriously”. She’s throwing her tri-cornered Tea Timey hat into the ring. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12651"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12651"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12663,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12651\/revisions\/12663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}