{"id":12615,"date":"2014-01-31T11:40:17","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T17:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12615"},"modified":"2014-01-31T12:17:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T18:17:08","slug":"the-super-bong-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/31\/the-super-bong-bowl\/","title":{"rendered":"The Super “Bong” Bowl…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two teams, two great systems, the best D<\/em> versus the best O<\/em>, and<\/p>\n

two cities where they feel the “need for weed”. It’s a “Super Bowl<\/em>”<\/p>\n

\"\"(daaa, daaa daaaaaa)<\/p>\n

packed nice, & tight. Will you be watching with friends, or with a<\/p>\n

special someone? I will either be with family if the weather holds<\/p>\n

up, or with my Sonja. Either way ya need to be ready for 3 things<\/p>\n

1) “Snacks” at Super Bowl are the cats tits so load up on all of em<\/p>\n

2) Don’t block the TV, your ass makes a better door than window<\/p>\n

3) No matter who wins, Bruno Mars is overrated and “sucks balls”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(mile high baby)<\/p>\n

My prediction is the Bronco’s. Manning is the highest football IQ<\/p>\n

QB I’ve ever seen in my life. The Seahawks D is amazing, BUT if<\/p>\n

anyone can read a D, it’s Peyton. Buckle up bitches, it’s sooo ON!<\/p>\n

Unless Mother Nature decides to be a bitch & they move the date<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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