{"id":12579,"date":"2014-01-29T15:39:34","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T21:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12579"},"modified":"2014-01-30T10:14:34","modified_gmt":"2014-01-30T16:14:34","slug":"big-talk-rebut-holes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/29\/big-talk-rebut-holes\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Talk, &#038; Rebut-holes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Obama gave his 5th SOTUS address. Wait, we still do these now?!<\/p>\n<p>I thought we just had an animatron spew platitudes about Mercia<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12581\" title=\"2014-State-of-the-Union\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/2014-State-of-the-Union.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/2014-State-of-the-Union.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/2014-State-of-the-Union-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(a robot?!?!)<\/p>\n<p>The first 10 minutes were more of the same old &#8220;it is an important<\/p>\n<p>debate to have&#8221; (we already had it, you were elected twice idiot) &amp;<\/p>\n<p>the usual &#8220;I&#8217;m eager to work with all of you&#8221;. THEY ALL FUCKING<\/p>\n<p>HATE YOU dude. You don&#8217;t seem to understand that Republicans<\/p>\n<p>will never work with you, or help, or do anything ever. But, then I<\/p>\n<p>realized something &#8220;strange&#8221; in the next 45 minutes of the speech<\/p>\n<p>he basically said, &#8220;If you won&#8217;t work with me, as I have tried to do<\/p>\n<p>again, and again, and again, I say fuck you Jo Boo&#8230;I do it myself&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes I channeled Major League&#8217;s Pedro Cerrano. He has pulled the<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12582\" title=\"pedro-cerrano-major-league\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/pedro-cerrano-major-league.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/pedro-cerrano-major-league.jpg 401w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/pedro-cerrano-major-league-236x300.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(swing away)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fuck it, let&#8217;s just start doing shit&#8221;. He isn&#8217;t running for relection<\/p>\n<p>and he doesn&#8217;t fucking care what assholes think anymore. THAT,<\/p>\n<p>is what was needed before. And now he&#8217;s elected again, so it&#8217;s on<\/p>\n<p>By &#8220;on&#8221; I mean, &#8220;meh, they won&#8217;t help me do fucking anything&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He threatened to use his &#8220;Executive Authority&#8221; pen and raise the<\/p>\n<p>minimum wage, fix immigration, and create jobs. Since all those<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;obstructionist asshole&#8217; Republican&#8217;s will NEVER allow &#8220;anything&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12583\" title=\"SOTU 2014 vet\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/SOTU-2014-vet.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/SOTU-2014-vet.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/SOTU-2014-vet-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/SOTU-2014-vet-1024x682.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(true hero)<\/p>\n<p>positive to pass, it&#8217;s over. No more &#8220;let&#8217;s be friends&#8221; bullshit, that<\/p>\n<p>ship sailed. This is fucking &#8220;political war&#8221; now, &amp; take no prisoners<\/p>\n<p>I could be wrong, but that tone last night was not &#8220;friendly&#8221;, that<\/p>\n<p>was, &#8220;I&#8217;m fuckin here for the next 4 years to kick ass &amp; chew gum<\/p>\n<p>and I don&#8217;t <em>own<\/em> any gum. So if you don&#8217;t help, it&#8217;s your ass being<\/p>\n<p>kicked&#8230;all you hateful obstructionist bigot assholes&#8221;. So we&#8217;ll see<\/p>\n<p><strong>SOTU Re-butholes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There were <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/there-are-now-three-separate-republican-state-of-the-union-rebuttals\/\">4 different<\/a> SOTU &#8220;rebuttals&#8221; all with their own flavor<\/p>\n<p>of batshitcrazy. Republican Cathy McMorris Rodgers was &#8216;tagged&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12584\" title=\"rodgers-lee-rand\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rodgers-lee-rand.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"217\" \/>(collection of jackasses)<\/p>\n<p>to give the &#8220;official&#8221; response. It was no &#8220;Kennith from 30 Rock&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>like Bobby Jindal, or Marco &#8220;Water Bottle&#8221; Rubio. It was this big<\/p>\n<p>jingoistic jibberjabber. She literally said <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NJC8OQWFknI\">NOTHING<\/a> of substance<\/p>\n<p>No  policy, no solutions(just pray to god), no content, no specifics<\/p>\n<p>Just  platitude, &amp; lies. She&#8217;s Palin 5.0, &amp; a &#8216;self loathing bullshiter&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>In a clear attempt to pander for women voters she isn&#8217;t for them<\/p>\n<p>She seems like a nice women, but aside from saying, &#8220;He sucks&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There was nothing but &#8216;flag waving&#8217;. No &#8220;substance&#8221;, aside from,<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12587\" title=\"Cathy McMorris Rodgers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Cathy-McMorris-Rodgers.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Cathy-McMorris-Rodgers.png 320w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Cathy-McMorris-Rodgers-300x202.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(Palin 5.0)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Elect us, &amp; we&#8217;ll get out of your way making sure to do nothing&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>last I check they&#8217;re already doing that today with horrific results<\/p>\n<p>Then there was Rand &#8220;Squirrel Nest Head&#8221; Paul who decided to<\/p>\n<p>spew the Libertarian nonsense of &#8220;Invoke St. Reagan&#8221;, &amp; big lies<\/p>\n<p>like &#8220;our federal government is way too BIG&#8221;, even though it has<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/economy\/2012\/09\/09\/816761\/flabbergasted-rand-paul-learns-public-employment-decreased-under-obama\/\">shrank drastically<\/a> under Obama. Paul knows this, but when will<\/p>\n<p>they let facts or economic reality get in the way? Then the &#8216;fidiot&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>asked, &#8220;where are the jobs&#8221;? So name one jobs bill Republican&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12588\" title=\"Ipitythefoolishconservativeswhokeepvotingrepublican\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Ipitythefoolishconservativeswhokeepvotingrepublican.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"184\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Ipitythefoolishconservativeswhokeepvotingrepublican.jpg 627w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Ipitythefoolishconservativeswhokeepvotingrepublican-300x171.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(that&#8217;s a lot of pity)<\/p>\n<p>offered? What&#8217;s that, NONE?! No shit? And you shits shot down<\/p>\n<p>every jobs bill presented from the Senate to date. What assholes<\/p>\n<p>Then is was Utah &#8220;Tea Party Republican&#8221; Mike Lee&#8217;s turn. He was<\/p>\n<p>loud &amp; stupid. Literally the exact same as last years Paul speech<\/p>\n<p>They only want to repeal the ACA, then &#8220;impeach the black guy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, that&#8217;s not solutions, policy, or anything other than HATE<\/p>\n<p>They are now simply the shit stains on the underwear of politics<\/p>\n<p>And like chunky stool being plunged &amp; flushed, they circle down<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: The Pure Evil Of Tom Perkins, &amp; Grimm Threats<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obama gave his 5th SOTUS address. Wait, we still do these now?! I thought we just had an animatron spew platitudes about Mercia (a robot?!?!) The first 10 minutes were more of the same old &#8220;it is an important debate to have&#8221; (we already had it, you were elected twice idiot) &amp; the usual &#8220;I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12579"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12592,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579\/revisions\/12592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}