{"id":12558,"date":"2014-01-27T12:52:05","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T18:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12558"},"modified":"2014-01-27T13:32:25","modified_gmt":"2014-01-27T19:32:25","slug":"luntz-time-randy-1998","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/27\/luntz-time-randy-1998\/","title":{"rendered":"Luntz Time, & Randy 1998?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sure you’re all still talking about the biggest ‘Gay Grammy wedding’<\/p>\n

in the history of forever, but face it: other stuff is still happening too<\/p>\n

\"\"(love wins!)<\/p>\n

Republican word smith aka lying partisan hate machine who existed<\/p>\n

solely to create more wealth for the top 2% at the expense of the rest<\/p>\n

is pretty upset. I mean, he is like Sylvia Plath Kurt Cobain depressed<\/p>\n

His name is Frank Luntz, & he is the biggest lying asshole in forever<\/a><\/p>\n

He created “the death tax”, “Climate Change”, & calling all the Dems<\/p>\n

Democrat (singular) solely because it ends in, “RAT”, trying to insult<\/p>\n

He is now “depressed”, after the 2012 election, realizing he can’t bull<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m a turdly thing”)<\/p>\n

shit the United States anymore. Here is the world smallest violin for<\/p>\n

the worlds biggest hateful partisan fucker who ever existed. He made<\/p>\n

mega cash in ruining the lives of millions of American’s with massive<\/p>\n

lies. I’ve not 1 iota of sympathy for that villainous sociopath superass<\/p>\n

He has the ,”Lee Atwater buyers remorse”; ooooooooooooooooooops<\/p>\n

Now he is ‘stuck’ in his 14,000sqft mansion, watching his 85 inch TV,<\/p>\n

eating his spaghetti bolognese w\/a ‘Coke Zero’. Poor guy, life is tough<\/p>\n

\"\"(his entire career)<\/p>\n

The fewer Luntz’s in politics the better I say. It’s about specific policy<\/p>\n

Not seeing how to repackage utter bullshit insane lies for us to digest<\/p>\n

So naturally like every lying insane right wing nut; he blames Obama<\/p>\n

If fatty head wants to know why we are so divided, look in the mirror<\/p>\n

His Louie the 16th 20,000 square foot mirror…to see the face of hate<\/p>\n

What If I Told You…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Republican Rand Paul went back to the future? He thinks it’s 1998<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n

He thinks the, “cum in the hair” gag from ‘Something About Mary’ is<\/p>\n

\"\"(herp-a-derp)<\/p>\n

still all the rage. Turd box thinks bringing up Bill Clinton’s bj is gold:<\/p>\n

“Well, you know, I mean, the Democrats, one of their big issues is they have <\/em>
\nconcocted & said Republicans are committing a war on women. One of the <\/em>
\nworkplace laws and rules that I think are good is that bosses shouldn’t prey <\/em>
\non young interns in their office. And I think really the media seems to have <\/em>
\ngiven President Clinton a pass on this. He took advantage of a girl that was <\/em>
\n20 years old and an intern in his office………and that is predatory behavior”<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m assuming Planet Rand has his rat nest toupee orbiting around his<\/p>\n

batshitcrazy world. Like all Republican’s, he doesn’t know our history<\/p>\n

Clinton was roasted, crushed, abused, skewered, & fuckin Impeached<\/p>\n

I’d hardly call that “a pass”. But in make believe crazy land, anything<\/p>\n

is possible. Stuff like: Obama caused all our financial problems, poor<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m stupid”)<\/p>\n

people cause all our modern problems, all taxes make baby Jesus cry,<\/p>\n

Trickle Down economics works even though it never has, and Obama<\/p>\n

started 5 wars, & is a “Kenyan black power Muslim from outer space”<\/p>\n

Reality is not important when you live in world powered by “insanity”<\/p>\n

It is like the fucking Willy Wonka song: “Come with me, & you’ll see,<\/p>\n

a world of PURE IMAGINATION”. But impact with reality’s in 3…2…..1<\/p>\n

Firing 20 year old stale shots means they have NO POLICY to offer us<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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