{"id":12429,"date":"2014-01-07T12:40:34","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T18:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12429"},"modified":"2014-01-07T12:43:23","modified_gmt":"2014-01-07T18:43:23","slug":"lizzy-the-quitter-bigot-gandhi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/07\/lizzy-the-quitter-bigot-gandhi\/","title":{"rendered":"Lizzy The Quitter, & Bigot Gandhi…"},"content":{"rendered":"

When you’re fathers name is DICK, you may be a little shitty as a<\/p>\n

person. Well, the demon spawn of Mr. Potter, mixed with “Darth<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Open hand slap!”)<\/p>\n

Vader” Liz Cheney was running for office in Wyoming. Well, not<\/p>\n

anymore. It seems her & Palin now have something wonderful in<\/p>\n

common; quitting! She dropped out of the race…..mostly because<\/p>\n

she saw the writing on the wall. The writing that said “Ahem, you<\/p>\n

will lose so very badly lady”. So I guess like her father she does not<\/p>\n

have the “heart” for it. Zing! The exit has nothing to do with a poll<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a> \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

that a TeaOP super pac conducted in November has Liz ‘down’ by<\/p>\n

53 points. It’s over, done, finished. When a red state like Wy. now<\/p>\n

rejects your brand of crazy, it’s all over but the crying. So the next<\/p>\n

time you see Liz it will be at CPAC, or her ‘new show’ on FOX that<\/p>\n

is called ‘No One But You Idiots Would Hire Me Cause I Suck Ass’<\/p>\n

It’s right after Huckabee, & right before “Racists Say Funny Stuff”<\/p>\n

New “Hunger Strike” For Bigots<\/strong><\/p>\n

What if I told you there was a new hero for homophobic bigots?!?!<\/p>\n

You’d rush right out & punch “a gay” then right? Well a Utah man,<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m a moron”)<\/p>\n

Trestin Meacham<\/a> decided to go on a hunger strike until the state<\/p>\n

will nullify “gay marriage”.Yeah, remember when Gandhi did his<\/p>\n

to support the hateful moron bigot ass’s needing discrimination?<\/p>\n

Yeah, me neither. But I think he’s on to something here for all the<\/p>\n

religious fundie nutters. If they refuse to eat, less of them around<\/p>\n

If ‘goofy dipshits’ could fly our whole country would be an airport<\/p>\n

\"\"(Zing!)<\/p>\n

Meh, then starve buddy. ‘Equal protection under the law’ will not<\/p>\n

change because you didn’t eat. Your pants might fit better, or you<\/p>\n

might navigate through crowds easier, & hid behind trees. But the<\/p>\n

douche will go down in our pop culture history as the loud fart on<\/p>\n

the public bus during rush hour. Trestin, if you starve, you won!!!<\/p>\n

Wow, such rational thinking right there; his starvin’ fixed nothing<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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When you’re fathers name is DICK, you may be a little shitty as a person. Well, the demon spawn of Mr. Potter, mixed with “Darth (“Open hand slap!”) Vader” Liz Cheney was running for office in Wyoming. Well, not anymore. It seems her & Palin now have something wonderful in common; quitting! She dropped out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}