{"id":12424,"date":"2014-01-06T16:12:08","date_gmt":"2014-01-06T22:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12424"},"modified":"2014-01-06T16:14:36","modified_gmt":"2014-01-06T22:14:36","slug":"funny-political-ad-the-kicker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/06\/funny-political-ad-the-kicker\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Political Ad, & The Kicker!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m back baby! Go ahead, I will now listen to your loud thunderous cheers<\/p>\n

*crickets chirping* No please, stop, all this love is simply too much to take<\/p>\n

Rodney Lee Conover, is a Republican, running for California’s 8th District<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m a Tea Party turd”)<\/p>\n

And his ad was hilarious, sad, goofy, & weird all at the same time. It’s here<\/a><\/p>\n

Rodney decided to say one of the most silly & odd statements in this video:<\/p>\n

“I’m not a politician…Politicians are ruining this country”<\/span><\/p>\n

Nothing funnier than a dude stating “Politician’s are ruining this country!”<\/p>\n

coming directly from the mouth of a………..politician. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha<\/p>\n

The clip ends with a silent shot of Conover sitting right in front of the car &<\/p>\n

somewhat unsuccessfully trying to hold his squirming dog. And my “other”<\/p>\n

favorite part was when he said, “I won’t betray you or stab you in the back!”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, he’s a “dog” now?)<\/p>\n

Well that’s refreshing news. I hate being murdered by those I elect to office<\/p>\n

Shit, I didn’t even know that was an option. I’ll pick slow, poorly sited folks<\/p>\n

He looks like a cross between a ‘drunk Don Rickles’ & Sloth from “Goonies”<\/p>\n

Turns out policy wise he’s a far right Rand Paul “Patriot TeaOP’er”. Oooops<\/p>\n

The Kickers Speech<\/strong><\/p>\n

No stuttering & no speech coaches. Former Minnesota Vikings punter Chris<\/p>\n

Kluwe, has publicly come out blasting coaches, and specifically the “Special<\/p>\n

\"\"(so sad, it all ends bad)<\/p>\n

Teams coach” named Mike Priefer for using anti-gay and pretty nasty words<\/p>\n

to describe “the gays” with them as “burning in hell”. He even said to Kluwe<\/p>\n

& other players talking about his pro-gay marriage letters before a meeting,<\/p>\n

this work, “We should round up all the gays, send them to an island, & then<\/p>\n

nuke it until it glows”. Charming fella. Also former head coach Leslie Frazor<\/p>\n

told him to “tone it down” about speaking out in favor of gay rights equality<\/p>\n

It’s all in a very detailed almost diary or ‘time line’ piece by Chris right here<\/a><\/p>\n

After this release Mike Priefer denied all allegations of him saying anything<\/p>\n

Only problem is you have a lot of other players who where there who heard<\/p>\n

it clearly<\/a>. Oooooooooooooooooops Mikey. This will not end well for Mike P<\/p>\n

\"\"(Coach Mike is toast)<\/p>\n

and the real sadness here is for all this “ignorant hate”. You’d almost expect<\/p>\n

the denial right away. Why? Because it seems that Kluwe\/others heard it, &<\/p>\n

documented it well, which only serves for Priefer to try to deny it. Well, it’s<\/p>\n

not a “he said, she said”. It is a, “he said, they all heard”, & it ends badly for<\/p>\n

Mike. What will “cost him” his job, is his inability to accept his ‘intolerance’<\/p>\n

by denying it exists. The “hate” is one thing, but openly denying it is the sin<\/p>\n

And for such a ‘good Christian guy’ that will be his undoing; his sad hubris<\/p>\n

the Vikes are taking this seriously, but Mike will regret saying these words<\/p>\n

“I vehemently deny today\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s allegations made by Chris Kluwe, I want to be clear that
\nI do not tolerate discrimination of any type and I am respectful of ALL individuals.
\nI have gay family members who I love and support just as I do any family member.”<\/p>\n

That will come back to bite his ass…he sad, tiny, want to be head coach ass<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: Ol’ Bloomberg Takes A Big Beating At De Blasio Inauguration<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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