{"id":12409,"date":"2013-12-20T14:26:40","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T20:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12409"},"modified":"2013-12-20T14:26:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T20:26:40","slug":"candy-canes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/20\/candy-canes\/","title":{"rendered":"Candy Canes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are they sugary fun holiday treats, or deadly murder weapons?!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Only YOU can decide!!! I so feel like all &#8220;news channels&#8221; around the<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12410\" title=\"candy_cane_shank-300x218\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/candy_cane_shank-300x218.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"229\" \/>(stab, stab, stab)<\/p>\n<p>holiday&#8217;s freak the fuck out yelling silly shit like, &#8220;Will Santa Clause<\/p>\n<p>skip you this year even when you were good!?!?&#8221;. Who does that?!?<\/p>\n<p>A group of &#8220;talentless loud assholes with nothing factual to tell you&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s who. They just don&#8217;t get that most media never do their jobs<\/p>\n<p>And they spend all the time talking about shit that &#8220;doesn&#8217;t matter&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12411\" title=\"anchorman-2-650x0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/anchorman-2-650x0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/anchorman-2-650x0.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/anchorman-2-650x0-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(the best news team!)<\/p>\n<p>Go see Anchor Man 2 like me. At least I know they&#8217;re doing it right<\/p>\n<p>After Monday I will be off for the Holiday&#8217;s. Rock yours, much love!<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are they sugary fun holiday treats, or deadly murder weapons?!?!?! Only YOU can decide!!! I so feel like all &#8220;news channels&#8221; around the (stab, stab, stab) holiday&#8217;s freak the fuck out yelling silly shit like, &#8220;Will Santa Clause skip you this year even when you were good!?!?&#8221;. Who does that?!? A group of &#8220;talentless loud [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12409"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12409"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12414,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12409\/revisions\/12414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}