{"id":12388,"date":"2013-12-19T16:00:38","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T22:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12388"},"modified":"2013-12-19T20:36:08","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T02:36:08","slug":"epa-creepya-fucked-dynasty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/19\/epa-creepya-fucked-dynasty\/","title":{"rendered":"EPA CreepyA, & Fucked Dynasty"},"content":{"rendered":"

The director of EPA is more “crooked” than a spine with scoliosis, that was<\/p>\n

smacked 50 times with a shillelagh. Top EPA official John Beale had “this<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“I lie like a rug”)<\/p>\n

awesome excuse” for being out of work for long periods over 10 years. So,<\/p>\n

it cost us ALL about $1 million in salary over that time. But how did he do<\/p>\n

it? Well he got paid for work he never did. He didn’t even show up for two<\/p>\n

years. And his excuse? He was working for the CIA. Oh cool so he’s just a<\/p>\n

hard working American right? Ahhh, no. He was NEVER in the fucking CIA<\/p>\n

Unless the CIA now stands for Cocky Ignoramus Assholes. Which it might<\/p>\n

Oh, so there’s “lying”, and then there is “John Beale’s BS Factory Product”<\/p>\n

Wow, what a total douche nozzle. How did he spend most of all that time?<\/p>\n

Riding bikes, doing house work, and reading books in a vacation house on<\/p>\n

\"\"(yes he is)<\/p>\n

Cape Cod. He billed us for trying to be “Prance Armdong”. Maybe he even<\/p>\n

lied about other shit. Try, like EVERYTHING. He was never in “Nam”, and<\/p>\n

kept pretending he was going on covert operations, when he was at home<\/p>\n

jerking off to porn. The guy is a greedy lying con-artist. He might also be<\/p>\n

a clinically insane wacko. Well, it’s one way to avoid showing up for work<\/p>\n

This guys balls should be bronzed for “Bullshit Artist Of The Millennium”<\/p>\n

Suck Dynasty “Quacking Up”<\/strong><\/p>\n

And now the homophobic bigoted seasonal sounds of an older “moron red<\/p>\n

neck”. The guy does not “get the gays”, or approve of them. Well humanity<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Ooooooooops”)<\/p>\n

does not approve of your Uncle Rapey beard but we all let it ‘slide’. To each<\/p>\n

their own. See, I forgot the public outcries of “Holy shit they can’t do a Red<\/p>\n

Neck Jersey Shore with duck hunters, that’s unnatural!!!”.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh, that’s cause<\/p>\n

that never happened. One of the older 67 year old ZZ Top looking ‘Scamps’<\/p>\n

named Phil Robertson decided to sound off on gay marriage in a GQ piece<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It seems like, to me, a vagina\u00e2\u20ac\u201das a man\u00e2\u20ac\u201dwould be more desirable <\/em>
\nthan a man\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s anus. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just me. I am just thinking: There is more <\/em>
\nthere! She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got more to offer. I mean come on dudes! You know what <\/em>
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m saying? But hey, sin: It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not logical, my man. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just not logical.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n

What a refreshing take on the scientific subject of sexual orientation. Wait,<\/p>\n

\"\"(charming)<\/p>\n

did I say “refreshing”? I meant “narrow thoughtless big bigoted ignorance”<\/p>\n

Oh, what the fuck’s this guy doing in GQ? It’s titled Gentleman’s Quarterly<\/p>\n

Not “Older Dumbass Rednecks Monthly”. That is called “Guns and Ammo”<\/p>\n

Maybe Pat Robertson’s lost son has somethin else he must get off his chest<\/p>\n

“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.
\nNot <\/em>once…(ending with) Why don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t we go back to the old days?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/p>\n

Sure<\/em> you didn’t because it would explain racism existed & still does today<\/p>\n

The good news?!?! Paula Dean now has new husband prospect in the mix<\/p>\n

Oh, & you’d think he’d be done there. Ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo<\/p>\n

Stupid always “triples down”. It has to, it doesn’t know why what it said is<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ok, enjoy your fantasy)<\/p>\n

wrong. He voted for Mitt Romney, but you have to find out why he did it:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153If I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m lost at three o\u00e2\u20ac\u2122clock in a major metropolitan area, I ask
\nmyself: Where would <\/em>I rather be trying to walk with my wife
\nand children? One of the guys who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s running <\/em>for president is out
\nof Chicago, Illinois, & the other one is from Salt Lake City, Utah<\/em>”<\/p>\n

Bravo Phil, so like Jesus. Forget Mitt is from Boston. Facts don’t matter to<\/p>\n

the old bigot today. They get in the way of their, “upstairs thinking juices”<\/p>\n

It seems ol’ Phil, as a born again, god fearing man doesn’t see race, or gay<\/p>\n

He just thinks they should sort of all go away, repent, and stop being who<\/p>\n

they are. Don’t worry just stop. Well, that makes sense, to insane assholes<\/p>\n

He also compared homosexuality to bestiality (regular slippery slope BS)<\/p>\n

It’s not a big deal, it shouldn’t even be in the news. He’s an older southern<\/p>\n

dick still living in 1959 rural south, where their hate was strong, & DUMB<\/p>\n

\"\"(No, they were secular)<\/p>\n

He was suspended. After the horribly racial stuff comes out, he’ll be fired<\/p>\n

Now sadly a lot of LOUD morons will shout, “What ever happened to the<\/p>\n

1st amendment?!?”. Well, he is not ‘arrested or in jail’. He has his right to<\/p>\n

speak his opinion. But it does not magically protect him from all the VERY<\/p>\n

real rational reactions society has about hate, homophobia, & racism. See<\/p>\n

it cuts both ways. We all have 1st amendment rights. Phil doesn’t like that<\/p>\n

And so sadly watch all the “fellow bigot traveler” Republican’s defend him<\/p>\n

Update: Phil has been “suspended indefinitely”<\/a> for right now. Fired soon?<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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