{"id":12357,"date":"2013-12-16T14:57:26","date_gmt":"2013-12-16T20:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12357"},"modified":"2013-12-16T14:57:38","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T20:57:38","slug":"budget-deal-bs-festivus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/16\/budget-deal-bs-festivus\/","title":{"rendered":"Budget Deal BS, & “Festivus”…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Who loses in the new bipartisan budget deal?!?!? Well, the little guys<\/p>\n

As usual. the Democrats caved<\/a> giving Republican’s most the austerity<\/p>\n

\"\"(you mean, “suck it”)<\/p>\n

cuts they wanted(unemployment, & tightens the Medicaid eligibility)<\/p>\n

What did the Democrats get? A fist full of knuckles. Way to go guys!!!<\/p>\n

Brilliant brinksmanship. They hand the screaming children, ALL the<\/p>\n

shit they wanted. Did they cut corporate tax breaks\/loop holes? Nope<\/p>\n

How about raise corporate taxes? Nope. How about oil subsidies?!?!<\/p>\n

Awwwwww hells no! Well, the top 3% get the coalmine, & the rest of<\/p>\n

us get the shaft…as usual. So what did D-Nancy Pelosi have to say<\/a> on<\/p>\n

the deal? Oh yeah, “embrace the suck”. Listen up lady, when the most<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Ok, you suck”)<\/p>\n

positive message you offer is; “taking it in the dirt button can be fun”,<\/p>\n

we got a real serious problem here. Maybe she’s been snorting Botox<\/p>\n

or drinking so much she accidentally told the entire public the “truth”<\/p>\n

Republican’s are “sociopaths serving the top 3%” & Dems are pussies<\/p>\n

FOX Flips The Fuck Out At “Beer Can Festivus Pole”<\/strong><\/p>\n

FOX has totally become the old man shaking his fist on his lawn now<\/p>\n

They only have 2 main modes: 1) insane fake outrage, & 2) living in a<\/p>\n

\"\"(mouth farting)<\/p>\n

fantasy land lying to their viewers. This covers both pretty damn well<\/p>\n

The “Nutjobs” at FOX decided it is unacceptable<\/a> for a Florida capitol<\/p>\n

to now display, a “Beer Can Festivus Pole”. They’re outraged<\/em> dammit<\/p>\n

At a season based on pagan views, & about a fuckin’ fat fiction named<\/p>\n

Santa(sorry Billy, I know you still believe). They are such insane nuts;<\/p>\n

and it keeps getting dumber by the second. If they were weather, it’d<\/p>\n

\"\"(big, fuckin, deal)<\/p>\n

be “partly stupid, w\/a 100% chance of a FOX babbling dipshit storm”<\/p>\n

Soon FOX will start getting outraged at all their own outrage months<\/p>\n

in advance, & just keep living in their own bubble of ‘big mouth farts’<\/p>\n

My favorite was Gretchen Carlson screaming, “Why do I have to drive<\/p>\n

around with my kids….to look for nativity scenes, & be like, “Oh yeah,<\/p>\n

kids, look there’s baby Jesus……behind the Festivus pole made out of<\/p>\n

beer cans”, it’s nuts”. Yes it is. Try this on for size, “I do not really care<\/p>\n

what you do, they’re your shitty snotty stupid kids”. The great “irony”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Oh just STFU”)<\/p>\n

here is them screaming, “You can’t put up anything else” when they’re<\/p>\n

the one’s screaming, “How dare you not put up a manger right now!!!”<\/p>\n

ignorance, & hypocrisy are their best weapon against reality nowadays<\/p>\n

RIP Peter O’Toole<\/strong><\/p>\n

Brilliant actor Peter O’Toole, “passed away” yesterday. He lived to the<\/p>\n

old age of 81. He was “Lawrence Of Arabia” man. He did some amazing<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Sand in my undies”)<\/p>\n

films in his life. One of my hidden gems is a movie called Club Paradise<\/p>\n

It’s a must get for you tonight if you want to honor him. Thank me later<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: Santa Clause & Jesus are both white says Megyn Kelly<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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