{"id":1234,"date":"2009-05-02T10:47:38","date_gmt":"2009-05-02T16:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1234"},"modified":"2009-05-02T10:47:38","modified_gmt":"2009-05-02T16:47:38","slug":"the-jackson-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/02\/the-jackson-6\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jackson 6?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Believe it…<\/p>\n

\"jackson-5.jpg\"(That band is off the wall)<\/p>\n

The Jackson’s never speak of the famed split with “another brother” who they don’t talk about. If that brother would’ve stuck around, they’d have been the Jackson 6…<\/p>\n

While in the garage practicing their moves, their other brother Reggie, who was between Jermaine and Marlon, would leave to play baseball with his friends…<\/p>\n

\"reggie-jackson-with-as.jpg\"(Where’s the “hole” part?)<\/p>\n

Their father Joseph would say, “If that little shit put half the energy into step turns and rhythm lines as he put into playing that goofy-assed bat and ball game of his, he’d be a star. Mark my words, he’s not going to amount to shit”…<\/p>\n

When a reporter recently caught up with him on his German book tour, he explained Reggie was a world famous baseball player who won three World series with A’s, and two with the New York Yankees. Joesph shot back, “Who are the Yankee’s? What label did they sign with then, huh? Meh, like I said, didn’t amount to shit”…<\/p>\n

\"reggiejackson-big-swingpg.jpg\"(Stick make ball go)<\/p>\n

He went on, “What about little Michael? He’s the biggest star in the world”. The reporter explained he carved up his face, dangled his baby over a railing, is seen as far less than stable, and fucks little kids. Joesph responded with, “At least he’s way better than that no good 6th son of mine who’s name I won’t say”<\/p>\n

\"joesph-jackson-book.jpg\"(Doesn’t translate well to English)<\/p>\n

The Bulls play tonight. Tip off is at 7pm…<\/p>\n

Buckle up buttercups, it’s going to be fight to the finish tonight…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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