{"id":12335,"date":"2013-12-12T17:35:10","date_gmt":"2013-12-12T23:35:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12335"},"modified":"2013-12-13T14:19:13","modified_gmt":"2013-12-13T20:19:13","slug":"pope-moty-sign-language-screw-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/12\/pope-moty-sign-language-screw-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Pope MOTY, &#038; Sign Language Screw-Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Times Man Of The Year is *drum roll* The Pope! Wow, Pope Francis<\/p>\n<p>truly deserves it. Good for him. He seems like the genuine article for<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12338\" title=\"pope_francis_t580\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pope_francis_t580.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pope_francis_t580.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/pope_francis_t580-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(&#8220;Wow, that&#8217;sa cool!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>sure. Well, that pisses off assholes, liars, hypocrites, racists, &amp; idiots<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, as an atheist, I find him to be the &#8216;Real McCoy&#8217;. He is exactly<\/p>\n<p>who he claims to be. And he deserves our respect for 1 major reason:<\/p>\n<p>He practices &#8216;exactly&#8217; what he preaches, maybe for the FIRST time in<\/p>\n<p>modern history. Bravo, this guy is saying EVERYTHING that should<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12339\" title=\"Lebowski-Time-man-of-the-year\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Lebowski-Time-man-of-the-year.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Lebowski-Time-man-of-the-year.jpg 371w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Lebowski-Time-man-of-the-year-232x300.jpg 232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Another choice)<\/p>\n<p>have been being said over the last 60 years, and doing it wonderfully<\/p>\n<p><strong>A Sign Language Middle Finger?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>At the Nelson Mandela celebration, Obama spoke to everyone. BUT,<\/p>\n<p>there was one hiccup. The dude standing to his left(our right) was a<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12340\" title=\"mandela-sign-language-interpreter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mandela-sign-language-interpreter.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mandela-sign-language-interpreter.jpg 515w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/mandela-sign-language-interpreter-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(&#8220;So peace out bitches&#8230;&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Sign Language expert. Except, he wasn&#8217;t. He didn&#8217;t know any of it &amp;<\/p>\n<p>decided to &#8220;wing it&#8221;. Well that&#8217;s a bang up idea. Only billions of folks<\/p>\n<p>will tune in, many who actually fucking know sign language. Well, it<\/p>\n<p>turns out he&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/nelson-mandela\/10514801\/Sign-language-interpreter-says-he-suffered-schizophrenic-episode-at-Mandela-memorial.html\">violent schizophrenic<\/a> who    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153heard voices\u00e2\u20ac\u009d &amp; also saw<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153angels\u00e2\u20ac\u009d during the landmark event. Whoooooooooooooooooooopie!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Spidey-sign-language-funny-picture-41841.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12341\" title=\"Spidey sign-language-funny-picture-41841\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Spidey-sign-language-funny-picture-41841.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"365\" \/><\/a>(Spidey!)<\/p>\n<p>Let me <em>translate<\/em> what he DID sign: &#8220;Water puppy trampoline, thick<\/p>\n<p>nipple dreamer, ice-cream dune-buggy cat fart, soda contact lens, a<\/p>\n<p>rubber ducky tuna fish sandwich bicycle pump Thundercats hotdog&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You know the &#8220;dune-buggy cat fart&#8221; part gets me every time *tears*<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: Republican John Shimkus can&#8217;t tell two Korea&#8217;s apart<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Times Man Of The Year is *drum roll* The Pope! Wow, Pope Francis truly deserves it. Good for him. He seems like the genuine article for (&#8220;Wow, that&#8217;sa cool!&#8221;) sure. Well, that pisses off assholes, liars, hypocrites, racists, &amp; idiots Clearly, as an atheist, I find him to be the &#8216;Real McCoy&#8217;. He is exactly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12335"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12346,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12335\/revisions\/12346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}