{"id":1226,"date":"2009-05-01T09:35:46","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T15:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1226"},"modified":"2009-05-01T09:35:46","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T15:35:46","slug":"cardiac-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/01\/cardiac-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Cardiac Kids…"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Chicago Bulls don’t like ambulance drivers to have a quiet night when they play. At any given point in the night you had over 1.4 million people in Chicago “coding”…<\/p>\n

\"young-guy-heart-attack.jpg\"(It feels like a semi’s parked on my chest)<\/p>\n

The Bulls won last night in triple overtime. Let that sink in. TRIPLE…<\/p>\n

\"rose-block.jpg\"(Get that weak sauce outta here son)<\/p>\n

Never mind in six games they’ve been in seven<\/em> overtimes. Never mind all the physical play on both sides. Never mind the almost bench clearing brawl at the end of the 1st quarter where Rondo grabbed Hinrich by the arm and threw him into the scorers table, kirk bumped him in the chest, then Rondo threw an elbow. Never mind that was the same Rondo who didn’t get the flagrant foul called against him in game 5 when he intentionally nailed Miller across the face causing him to get 7 stitches or tripped Kirk in the lane causing stitches to his<\/em> head. Never mind Ray Allen pumping in 51 points for the Celts. Never mind the snuff by Rose on Rondo to clinch the win…<\/p>\n

Never mind anything…<\/p>\n

\"rondo-elbow.jpg\"(Rondo should be suspended for game 7)<\/p>\n

Yeeeeesh, I can’t take this. My ass actually lept through my mouth about five times…<\/p>\n

Noah stole a pass, drove the length of the floor, dunked it, and was fouled by Pierce…<\/p>\n

\"noah-dunk.jpg\"(Nice dunk, now get a haircut)<\/p>\n

This is the stuff legends are made of. The Jordan years are one thing, but this<\/em> stuff? From a young, talented team? Shit, I’ve never seen anything like this in my lifetime…<\/p>\n

Game seven is on Saturday at the Boston garden. Buckle up buttercups…<\/p>\n

Biden Happily Welcomes Foot To Mouth<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ol’ “rice noodles hair” doesn’t know when to quit. He did a good thing with Spector becoming a Dem, but for every one good thing he does, he owes you three bad…<\/p>\n

What did he say yesterday about our “flu” problem?<\/p>\n

\"biden.jpg\"(The goalposts in “paper football”)<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, it was “If you’re in a confined aircraft and one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft…I would tell members of my family\u00e2\u20ac\u201dand I have\u00e2\u20ac\u201dthat I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now…That’s me. I would not be at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"biden_shoots_foot.jpg\"(It’s always<\/em> loaded)<\/p>\n

During a flu scare, and financial crisis, you tell people “not to fly”(hurting airlines), not to take the “subway”(hurting public transit revenue), and cause needless panic?<\/p>\n

Smooth move captain fart face. He’s honorary mayor of idiot Island for today…<\/p>\n

You’re better than that Joe…<\/p>\n

A Message From Jesus<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"jesus-says-get-the-fuck-up.jpg\"(Sleeping pills again)<\/p>\n

Think about it…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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