{"id":12216,"date":"2013-11-15T12:16:47","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T18:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12216"},"modified":"2013-11-18T13:26:07","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T19:26:07","slug":"a-ps4-whore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/11\/15\/a-ps4-whore\/","title":{"rendered":"A PS4 Whore&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, that is me. A nucking ferd. I waited, in line this morning<\/p>\n<p>in Chicago, in the cold, at 4:50am in front of Target to pick it<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12218\" title=\"John PS4 pic\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/John-PS4-pic1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/John-PS4-pic1.jpg 2448w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/John-PS4-pic1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/John-PS4-pic1-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Frozen ass!)<\/p>\n<p>up. I got the PS4!! Sonja &amp; I were the 3rd &amp; 4th person there<\/p>\n<p>We waited, froze our nuts &amp; ovaries off. BUT, it was all worth<\/p>\n<p>it. If you&#8217;re trying to get a hold of me, good luck with that one<\/p>\n<p>The next 3 weeks will be a gaming haze surrounded by some<\/p>\n<p>eventual toilet breaks in between; or will it?! *Sees diapers*<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12219\" title=\"John PS4 at home\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/John-PS4-at-home.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/John-PS4-at-home.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/John-PS4-at-home-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/>(My new child!)<\/p>\n<p>This gaming unit will be the cats pajamas. You can BOOK it<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, that is me. A nucking ferd. I waited, in line this morning in Chicago, in the cold, at 4:50am in front of Target to pick it (Frozen ass!) up. I got the PS4!! Sonja &amp; I were the 3rd &amp; 4th person there We waited, froze our nuts &amp; ovaries off. BUT, it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12216"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12230,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12216\/revisions\/12230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}