{"id":12165,"date":"2013-11-08T13:35:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-08T19:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12165"},"modified":"2013-11-08T13:35:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-08T19:35:55","slug":"babies-you-dont-want-to-deliver-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/11\/08\/babies-you-dont-want-to-deliver-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Babies You Don’t Want To Deliver…"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are a lot of things you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to do in life. A lot of stuff<\/p>\n

like rolling naked in broken glass, or then while sweaty wrapping<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes it is)<\/p>\n

yourself in Owens Corning Insulation for hours on end. It’s just<\/p>\n

not as much fun as it sounds or feels. Oh, another gem is talking<\/p>\n

a hot shower, then going outside when -40\u00c2\u00a0 in winter and rolling<\/p>\n

around on some sheet metal. That will sting a little bit. Just think<\/p>\n

of that tongue to the flag pole pain; just all over. And here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a list<\/p>\n

of “babies you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ever want to have to deliver”……..\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6ever:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Whooops!)<\/p>\n

-Porcupine Babies
\n-Lava Babies(common in Hawaii)
\n-Nuclear Reactor Babies
\n-Sugar Babies
\n-Mixed Babies when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re black
\n-Black Babies when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re white
\n-T-Rex Dinosaur Babies<\/p>\n

Hey that’s just some good advice. Now go get some booze in your<\/p>\n

gut, have fun, and I’ll see you on Monday all you Silly Crazy Kids<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There are a lot of things you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to do in life. A lot of stuff like rolling naked in broken glass, or then while sweaty wrapping (Yes it is) yourself in Owens Corning Insulation for hours on end. It’s just not as much fun as it sounds or feels. Oh, another gem is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12165"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12168,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12165\/revisions\/12168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}