{"id":1211,"date":"2009-04-29T09:56:53","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T15:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1211"},"modified":"2009-04-29T11:13:11","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T17:13:11","slug":"jesus-set-to-arm-wrestle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/29\/jesus-set-to-arm-wrestle\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Set To Arm Wrestle&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After rising from the dead on Easter, Jesus of Nazareth finally decided to bulk up, move to NYC and join the vaunted &#8220;Arm Wrestling for Charity&#8221; circuit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/buff-jesus.jpg\" alt=\"buff-jesus.jpg\" height=\"262\" width=\"244\" \/>(You lift? Naw)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s slated to go up against the entire cast of <em>Over The Top<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/over_the_top.jpg\" alt=\"over_the_top.jpg\" height=\"358\" width=\"245\" \/>(You can do it Rocky&#8230;I mean whoever)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s working out full time to be in top peek shape taking on contenders worldwide. He took time off from being &#8220;the savior&#8221; to focus more energy on his arm wrestling. He even has an exclusive workout joint in Hoboken called <em>&#8220;Lords Gym&#8221;<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/lords-gym.jpg\" alt=\"lords-gym.jpg\" height=\"182\" width=\"243\" \/>(Check out my guns dad, they&#8217;re huge!)<\/p>\n<p>If successful, he also hopes to open up a series of spas, couples consuling centers for troubled marriages using arm wrestling therapy as a tool, and a t-shirt chain&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This is the 1st shirt he&#8217;ll release&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/jesus-loves-you-joke.jpg\" alt=\"jesus-loves-you-joke.jpg\" height=\"362\" width=\"246\" \/>(You know it&#8217;s true)<\/p>\n<p>I predict a big seller. Just sayin&#8217;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Michael Vick Still Considered A Dick<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The owner of a minor league football team that offered Michael Vick a contract told a newspaper he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know about the publicity stunt and would not have approved it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/michael-vick.jpg\" alt=\"michael-vick.jpg\" height=\"227\" width=\"243\" \/>(Bright as 3 watt bulb)<\/p>\n<p>Albany Firebirds owner Walter Robb after talking with his own two dogs Pepper and Nippsey said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a dog lover and I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want anything to do with (Vick),\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/michael-vicks-dog-fight-08.jpg\" style=\"width: 242px; height: 330px\" alt=\"michael-vicks-dog-fight-08.jpg\" \/>(Dog Fight 09 is better, you can be the dog)<\/p>\n<p>He also said Nippsey(a Lab), pissed on a photo of Vick, while Pepper(a Scotty) said, &#8220;More like Michael Dick. I&#8217;d have a mouth full of his crotch within five seconds&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In case you didn&#8217;t hear, <span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1241008537_3\">Sen. Arlen Specter<\/span> switched from Republican to Democrat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After rising from the dead on Easter, Jesus of Nazareth finally decided to bulk up, move to NYC and join the vaunted &#8220;Arm Wrestling for Charity&#8221; circuit&#8230; (You lift? Naw) He&#8217;s slated to go up against the entire cast of Over The Top&#8230; (You can do it Rocky&#8230;I mean whoever) He&#8217;s working out full time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}