{"id":12102,"date":"2013-10-30T11:11:51","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T17:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=12102"},"modified":"2013-10-30T11:50:45","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T17:50:45","slug":"testy-testifying-somers-stupidty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/30\/testy-testifying-somers-stupidty\/","title":{"rendered":"Testy Testifying, &#038; Somers Stupidty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the roll out for the ACA Exchanges has gone about as well as AOL&#8217;s big<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12103\" title=\"Kathleen testfying\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Kathleen-testfying.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"181\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Kathleen-testfying.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Kathleen-testfying-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(&#8220;Um, not good&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>server traffic problems in the 90&#8217;s. It is about as &#8220;pretty&#8221; as a drunk fat<\/p>\n<p>college kid on ice skates with his pants at his ankles. Fun to watch, but<\/p>\n<p>you don&#8217;t want to be on that rink with them. So, Kathleen Sebelius had<\/p>\n<p>to testify on the ACA Exchange roll-out issues. So, how did <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/sebelius-on-health-care-law-rollout---i-apologize--145550954.html?vp=1\">that go<\/a>?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You deserve better. I apologize, I&#8217;m accountable to you for fixing these<\/p>\n<p>problems&#8221;. Wow, refreshing honesty, I like it. After all, you don&#8217;t really<\/p>\n<p>have a choice when you had THREE years to make sure the shit worked<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12105\" title=\"Kathleen with press\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Kathleen-with-press.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Kathleen-with-press.jpg 1393w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Kathleen-with-press-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Kathleen-with-press-1024x682.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(&#8220;Boom in the shot, idiot&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like a foreman on the job standing up saying, &#8220;Yeah&#8230;.I sorta fucked<\/p>\n<p>that house up&#8221; as everything is leaning right, no roof, &amp; exposed piping<\/p>\n<p>It will get better very quickly. Besides, Romney&#8217;s version of this had it&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>roll out problems, but I don&#8217;t recall hearing all the &#8220;ire&#8221; about it. Guess<\/p>\n<p>it is different when the &#8220;Socialist Alien Commie Nazi&#8221; Plan of Obama is<\/p>\n<p>now here. Because it&#8217;s TOTALLY different than Mitt&#8217;s one, right?!?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>How about we go ask Massachusetts if they like theirs? No? Thought so<\/p>\n<p><strong>Suzanne Somers, Falls Into Ignorance&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I just can&#8217;t believe the same person who sold us all the &#8220;Thigh Master&#8221; is<\/p>\n<p>royally full of shit. Move over Victoria Jackson, a new &#8220;Queen Of Crazy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12106\" title=\"Suzanne Somers gross face\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Suzanne-Somers-gross-face.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Suzanne-Somers-gross-face.jpg 536w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Suzanne-Somers-gross-face-300x250.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)<\/p>\n<p>wants in on the action. Chrissy from Three&#8217;s Company decided to weigh<\/p>\n<p>into the complex world of healthcare &amp; the ACA with a wild <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.wsj.com\/experts\/2013\/10\/28\/suzanne-somers-the-affordable-care-act-is-a-socialist-ponzi-scheme\/\">WSJ op-ed<\/a><\/p>\n<p>By &#8220;wild&#8221; I mean &#8220;utterly fucking insane &amp; factually incorrect&#8221;. See, she<\/p>\n<p>thinks that the ACA is &#8220;Socialized Medicine&#8221; and a &#8220;Ponzi Scheme&#8221;. Oh<\/p>\n<p>for shits sake. Forget the facts &amp; reality of it that it&#8217;s the older Heritage<\/p>\n<p>Foundation Republican plan from the mid-90&#8217;s(Bob Dole&#8217;s plan), oh &amp;<\/p>\n<p>forget it&#8217;s a &#8220;market solution&#8221; where consumers shop for the &#8220;plan they<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12107\" title=\"Suzanne Somers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Suzanne-Somers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"243\" \/>(fucking gross)<\/p>\n<p>want&#8221; which is a give-away to big insurance. It&#8217;s not single payer, and it<\/p>\n<p>is not Universal Healthcare which is what the left wanted. So when you<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t live in the real world, everything is &#8220;debatable&#8221;, up for grabs, and<\/p>\n<p>we&#8217;re seeing insane morons screaming, &#8220;gravity doesn&#8217;t exist!&#8221;. Well?!?<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, gravity knows they exist. Now mind you, the WSJ claimed<\/p>\n<p>she is &#8220;the expert&#8221;. Oh no. She fake quotes Lenin as saying, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Socialized<\/p>\n<p>medicine is the keystone to the arch of the socialist state\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. And no such<\/p>\n<p>quote even exists. She also &#8220;quoted&#8221; Winston Churchill with, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Control<\/p>\n<p>your citizens\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 health care and you control your citizens\u00e2\u20ac\u0153. But, it seems<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12108\" title=\"15-thigh-master1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/15-thigh-master1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"172\" \/>(It&#8217;s the &#8220;Lie Master&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>the Journal can&#8217;t confirm he ever said that either. She has done &#8216;little&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>more than <em>turn in an assignment<\/em>, with no footnotes, and literally just<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;made shit up&#8221;. My guess is if you &#8220;knock on her door&#8221;, no one&#8217;s there<\/p>\n<p>To Quote <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quotefully.com\/tvshow\/Three%27s+Company\/Chrissy+Snow\">Chrissy Snow<\/a>, &#8220;Jack, I have a two-part question&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Clip Of The Day: Finally, one powerful <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4KsfZmebK9U\">Bill Pascrell(D-NJ) speaks out<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the roll out for the ACA Exchanges has gone about as well as AOL&#8217;s big (&#8220;Um, not good&#8221;) server traffic problems in the 90&#8217;s. It is about as &#8220;pretty&#8221; as a drunk fat college kid on ice skates with his pants at his ankles. Fun to watch, but you don&#8217;t want to be on that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12102"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12110,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12102\/revisions\/12110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}