{"id":11864,"date":"2013-10-02T14:39:36","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T20:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11864"},"modified":"2013-10-02T14:39:36","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T20:39:36","slug":"on-the-2nd-day-of-shutdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/02\/on-the-2nd-day-of-shutdown\/","title":{"rendered":"“On The 2nd Day Of Shutdown…”"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Teaturds gave to us…TWO meaningless sound bytes, and a meeting<\/p>\n

as useless as peeeeeeeeeeeeee. Now Obama is going to Meet The Fockers<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I elected these idiots”)<\/p>\n

He will meet with them at 5:30pm Boehner, Pelosi, Reid and McConnell<\/p>\n

This meeting will go something like this: “What the hell are you doing?!”<\/p>\n

John: “I can’t control the nuts. End Obamacare or we burn it all down!”<\/p>\n

Obama: “You do realize that if you destroy all government, you are now<\/p>\n

out of a job don’t you? You WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT”. The two<\/p>\n

shake their head like a dog having a hair dryer blown in their face, while<\/p>\n

the other will scream louder, “Shut up darkie, & do exactly as I said…..or<\/p>\n

\"\"(derp, shut down, derp)<\/p>\n

else we gonna end it all”. *Obama stands up, shakes his head and leaves*<\/p>\n

*gun fire, loud yelling, & spitting tobacco* “Yeeeeeeeehaw, we did it, we<\/p>\n

won against Obama!”. Then John will say, “Hey, he didn’t agree to what<\/p>\n

we wanted, so how did we win?”. Mitch will say, “Well, we got that there<\/p>\n

ni**er to show up tryin to reason with us AGAIN, & told him to fuck off”<\/p>\n

Ahhhhhh yes, refreshing logic from brilliant scholars in life. They lose in<\/p>\n

this badly. Not only politically, publicly, & socially, but most importantly<\/p>\n

\"\"(had a good run)<\/p>\n

as all being visibly unfit to do their fucking jobs. Obama does take some<\/p>\n

blame in all this. Read, “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie”, and change it to<\/p>\n

“If You Give Into Demands From A Nujob”. Obama was very good to all<\/p>\n

of the TeaOP\/Republican’s in term 1. He gave them almost….everything<\/p>\n

Now they’re screaming it again. He won’t; & this<\/em> has officially ended the<\/p>\n

entire Republican party. Thought we’d have to wait unto 2014, but this<\/p>\n

has officially done it. They chased away everyone in America except for<\/p>\n

\"\"(just flip it)<\/p>\n

racists, morons, & a stupid 6% of nutty Teaturds screaming insane shit<\/p>\n

When your ‘base’ is a nude guy in a tin foil hate with shit covered hands<\/p>\n

“Rock Bottom” may as well be outer space itself. Irony: you think Wall<\/p>\n

Street, who owns ALL of these Republican’s will put up with this shit?!<\/p>\n

Hell no, they will scream for them to jump, & they’ll ask, “How high?!”<\/p>\n

The “Fail Of Obamacare Exchanges” Meme<\/strong><\/p>\n

Now FOX will spend the next 5 months doing what it does best. Lie, lie,<\/p>\n

lie, straw man, slippery slope, lie, make shit up, lie, lie, lie, partisan lie, &<\/p>\n

\"\"(“We lie for $”)<\/p>\n

then lie some more. It literally JUST opened up for enrollment yesterday<\/p>\n

and there was a server problem due to the large demand. In any business<\/p>\n

that’s a great problem to have. Unless, you hate the business, then it’s all<\/p>\n

“Well fuck them, they suck”. Downloading my new Apple iOS7 was near<\/p>\n

impossible because all the severs were getting hit at the same time. I wait<\/p>\n

try it again later, then boom, it works just fine. That’s the difference, you<\/p>\n

accept the reality of the situation, understand it, then move on. For FOX<\/p>\n

or Republican’s hell bent on ending something that is LAW, it will never<\/p>\n

matter. They will spend their fucking lives spewing hate, lies, or anything<\/p>\n

against it no matter if true or not valid. They…don’t…fucking…care. They<\/p>\n

\"\"(“wait, WHAT?!?!”)<\/p>\n

will NEVER care. They have no soul, no morals, no vision, no heart, & no<\/p>\n

experiences past their own fucking nose. See, when it’s THEM, everyone<\/p>\n

must drop what they’re doing to help. When it is someone else, well, fuck<\/p>\n

em. Based on the interest, this will most likely work. They will be kinks in<\/p>\n

it for sure, as there are with EVERYTHING. But adjusting to those kinks<\/p>\n

is so very vital. We shall see what it will be, but the demand is sooo there<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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