{"id":11826,"date":"2013-09-26T16:24:12","date_gmt":"2013-09-26T22:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11826"},"modified":"2013-09-26T16:28:11","modified_gmt":"2013-09-26T22:28:11","slug":"dipshit-is-unfill-a-busted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/26\/dipshit-is-unfill-a-busted\/","title":{"rendered":"Dipshit Is Unfill-A-Busted…"},"content":{"rendered":"

What is a “Ted Cruz”? Well, it is a lying, loud, crazy, insane, puddle<\/p>\n

of cat piss in need of a sponge. Ted Cruz stood up in the Senate for<\/p>\n

\"\"(“hold on, I’m stupid”)<\/p>\n

21 hours just talking. Like him or not, that’s impressive. Then you<\/p>\n

find out he thought he was filibustering. We will get to the content<\/p>\n

of what he said, but the stunt was really nothing more than publicly<\/p>\n

jerking off in front of camera for crazy people’s $. It was like “Word<\/p>\n

Porn” for insane morons. Now what did he talk about<\/a>? Oh, he said:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Just like in the \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcStar Wars\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 movies, the empire will strike back, but at the
\nend of the day, I think the rebel alliance, I think the people will prevail!!!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

He doesn’t quite understand that he represents the Empire in every<\/p>\n

thing he says & does, not the rebels. He also went on to site such big<\/p>\n

\"\"(pants on fire)<\/p>\n

intellectual giants like “Ashton Kutcher<\/span>“, & “Ayn Rand”. Yes….we’ve<\/p>\n

all been PUNK’ed here. Then to top off the big Batshitcrazy cake, he<\/p>\n

read “Green Eggs & Ham”, out loud for his children’s bedtime story<\/p>\n

He did this all to protest Obamacare claiming insane things that are<\/p>\n

not true, literally just making shit up pulling it out from his anus, &<\/p>\n

making claims about how it’s killing our economy & costing us jobs<\/p>\n

even though the actual exchanges haven’t even started yet, since the<\/p>\n

\"\"(derp)<\/p>\n

sign up isn’t until October fucking 1st. But here is the greatest irony<\/p>\n

of all with using Green Eggs & Ham. The whole story is about a big<\/p>\n

stubborn prick who decided that he hated something before it tried<\/p>\n

it. And then, when he finally gets a taste, he must finally admit that<\/p>\n

he fucking LOVESSS IT! These people aren’t in fact actual thoughtful,<\/p>\n

rational, well intentioned people. They are literally all just standing in<\/p>\n

the way of progress because they see it as a threat. Here is how you<\/p>\n

\"\"(yes it is)<\/p>\n

know, that they know the ACA will work. They are trying SO HARD<\/p>\n

to stop it now, because they know it works. Once in place it’s all ova<\/p>\n

Pretending to care needs buzzwords that really mean somethin else:<\/p>\n

Freedom=Discrimination, Liberty=Fascism, & Patriot=Moron\/Racist<\/p>\n

Trust me, we already know Ted; we all already know. So ends a party<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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What is a “Ted Cruz”? Well, it is a lying, loud, crazy, insane, puddle of cat piss in need of a sponge. Ted Cruz stood up in the Senate for (“hold on, I’m stupid”) 21 hours just talking. Like him or not, that’s impressive. Then you find out he thought he was filibustering. We will […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}