{"id":11812,"date":"2013-09-24T11:38:05","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T17:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11812"},"modified":"2013-09-24T11:38:05","modified_gmt":"2013-09-24T17:38:05","slug":"congress-is-like-a-hooker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/24\/congress-is-like-a-hooker\/","title":{"rendered":"Congress Is Like A Hooker&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You pay them $ to just suck cock. What exactly have they passed<\/p>\n<p>or done in the last <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/gop-offers-smaller-budget-cuts-debt-measure-213500410--politics.html\">6 months<\/a>? They cut farm aid, cut food stamps,<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11813\" title=\"congress-funny-picture-4384\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/congress-funny-picture-4384.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/congress-funny-picture-4384.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/congress-funny-picture-4384-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/congress-funny-picture-4384-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(Boom)<\/p>\n<p>medicaid, health research, housing, education &amp; others. Oh, they<\/p>\n<p>also insanely tired to creates laws to end Obama 41 times, &amp; then<\/p>\n<p>even going so far as to call for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2013\/08\/24\/how_to_manipulate_a_republican\/\">impeaching Obama<\/a>. Wow, classy!!!<\/p>\n<p>On what grounds? Ohhhhhh, fuck grounds, we just don&#8217;t like him<\/p>\n<p>To a party of &#8220;Batshitcrazy&#8221; being a &#8216;Democrat in White House&#8217; is<\/p>\n<p>grounds for impeachment. &#8220;Insane Partisan Hackery&#8221; at its finest<\/p>\n<p>Every time their is an actual issues of substance they can get him<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11814\" title=\"Congress Michelle Bachmann\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Congress-Michelle-Bachmann.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"241\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Congress-Michelle-Bachmann.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Congress-Michelle-Bachmann-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(The &#8220;Idiot Lady&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>on, they&#8217;re too intellectually ignorant to understand it. The NSA,<\/p>\n<p>THAT is a big fucking deal. The errors in killing innocent people<\/p>\n<p>in the drone strikes? THAT is big deal. Gitmo still open, big deal!<\/p>\n<p>Yet they scream, &#8220;Benghazi&#8221;, or &#8220;IRS Scandal&#8221;, which is shit that<\/p>\n<p>has already been vetted, covered in detail, &amp; questions answered<\/p>\n<p>But fuck facts or reality. Sad. Congress&#8217;s approval rating is at 15%<\/p>\n<p>Wow, shit covered Skittles rank at 16%. They deserve all the hate<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-4155029584\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You pay them $ to just suck cock. What exactly have they passed or done in the last 6 months? They cut farm aid, cut food stamps, (Boom) medicaid, health research, housing, education &amp; others. Oh, they also insanely tired to creates laws to end Obama 41 times, &amp; then even going so far as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}