{"id":11790,"date":"2013-09-20T16:14:01","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T22:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11790"},"modified":"2013-09-20T17:28:34","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T23:28:34","slug":"bears-fans-beyond-101","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/20\/bears-fans-beyond-101\/","title":{"rendered":"Bears Fans, & “Stalk”"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re a Chicago Bears fan like me, you know we’re now 2-0<\/p>\n

And that means exactly “jack” & “shit” in the long term. Sure,<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Throat Sausage!!!)<\/p>\n

we had 2 great come from behind wins, but that doesn’t make<\/p>\n

a season. And now people around here are saying, “Heeey, we<\/p>\n

could go 3-0 then it’s Super Bowl talk time”. *record scratch*<\/p>\n

NO, settle down there you crazy coked up critters. 2-0 is good<\/p>\n

and yes we MAY win, but Pittsburgh has to win that game or it<\/p>\n

is “Bye Bye” season for them. Hell, we could be a good team, &<\/p>\n

good things can happen, but settle down cool-aid drinkers. It<\/p>\n

\"\"(Doorbell!)<\/p>\n

can all come cashing down like Tiger’s tail to a Brady’s house<\/p>\n

of cards. One game at a time, nothing more. We shall see then<\/p>\n

Stalk Book-Tween Terror<\/strong><\/p>\n

Full disclosure, I know the author of a book “Stalk”. He is a<\/p>\n

great guy named Allen Rubens. Solid ad guy who worked w\/<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Pick it up!)<\/p>\n

my Sonja. He wrote a mind bendingly creepy ride for tweens<\/p>\n

called Stalked<\/a>. How far will you go to keep your family from<\/p>\n

an evil force hell bent on taking them? So buckle up bitches!<\/p>\n

If you want your kid reading a fun, exciting, scary, & thrillin’<\/p>\n

book, this is it. Shit, you just want your kid “reading” period<\/p>\n

don’t you? Well this doesn’t disappoint. Normally don’t plug<\/p>\n

books here, but when I read them, & they’re great, I’ll tell ya
\n(If you like Stalked he also wrote Beyond 101<\/a> which is great)<\/p>\n

Monday: GTA 5 Broke More Records Than Ike Turner<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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If you’re a Chicago Bears fan like me, you know we’re now 2-0 And that means exactly “jack” & “shit” in the long term. Sure, (Throat Sausage!!!) we had 2 great come from behind wins, but that doesn’t make a season. And now people around here are saying, “Heeey, we could go 3-0 then it’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}