{"id":11747,"date":"2013-09-16T14:19:50","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T20:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11747"},"modified":"2013-09-18T10:42:45","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T16:42:45","slug":"cruzing-hate-benghazi-butthurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/16\/cruzing-hate-benghazi-butthurt\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruzing Hate, &#038; Benghazi Butthurt&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems Ted Cruz is now &#8220;Cruising&#8221; for the racist voter. Wait, did<\/p>\n<p>I say &#8220;seems&#8221;? It is all they have left in the entire party, &amp; they are<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11748\" title=\"ted-cruz-immigration-bill\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/ted-cruz-immigration-bill.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/ted-cruz-immigration-bill.jpg 368w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/ted-cruz-immigration-bill-215x300.jpg 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(most punchable face)<\/p>\n<p>all dying by the day. &#8220;Cruzy&#8221; stood up, in front of the &#8220;older white<\/p>\n<p>guys of America&#8221; the Heritage Foundation to spew this little gem:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;We need a hundred more like Jesse Helms in the U.S. Senate&#8230;.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What&#8230;the&#8230;fuck?!?!? Jesse Helms was an unrepentant racist ass<\/p>\n<p>I guess he thinks the entire Senate should be filled with &#8220;Racists&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In fairness they already got about 48. They&#8217;re called Republicans<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11750\" title=\"jesse-helms\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jesse-helms1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jesse-helms1.png 640w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jesse-helms1-300x188.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(100 evil assholes)<\/p>\n<p>Who was Jesse Helms ya ask? Oh, just a guy who told Orin Hatch<\/p>\n<p>about the 1st African American women Carol Mosley Braun this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Watch me make her cry. I&#8217;m going to make her cry. I&#8217;m going to<br \/>\nsing &#8216;Dixie&#8217; until she cries.&#8221; (hitting the lines about pre-civil war)<\/p>\n<p>He really puts the Ass in classy, and may he forever &#8220;Rest In Piss&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It seems their &#8220;voter outreach&#8221; has hit yet another snag. You see,<\/p>\n<p>it is really hard to appeal to new minority voters when ya publicly<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11751\" title=\"ted-cruz-renounce-citizenship_70638_600x450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/ted-cruz-renounce-citizenship_70638_600x450.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/ted-cruz-renounce-citizenship_70638_600x450.jpg 435w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/ted-cruz-renounce-citizenship_70638_600x450-271x300.jpg 271w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(racism 3.0, two thumbs up)<\/p>\n<p>state you fucking hate them. Stay classy you turd idiots. The next<\/p>\n<p>elections in 2014 will end their party of hate once &amp; for all. Good<\/p>\n<p>And the great joy I take in that, it that it came by their own hands<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re the David Carradine of political party&#8217;s. Self Asphyxiation<\/p>\n<p><strong>Benghazi Butthurt Fail 101<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Two groups of TeaOP&#8217;er screaming insane nutty bullshit decided<\/p>\n<p>they would hold a Benghazi rally because it&#8217;s a huge scandal now<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11752\" title=\"Pyscho Tea Party\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Pyscho-Tea-Party.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Pyscho-Tea-Party.jpg 575w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/Pyscho-Tea-Party-300x208.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Yes, Psycho)<\/p>\n<p>Forget we already had hearings on this, forget every piece of data<\/p>\n<p>and facts has been collected, forget it was a tragic event killing 4<\/p>\n<p>See, they KNOW Odummer did it, &amp; it&#8217;s a &#8220;false flag&#8221;, &amp; he&#8217;s evil<\/p>\n<p>They got a permit for 5,000, so how many people showed up? <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/security\/2013\/09\/11\/2607321\/benghazi-conspiracy-rally-dozens\/\">58<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just call this what it is; a collection of loud delusional bigots<\/p>\n<p>who are struggling dealing with the year 2013. Ahem, it is gonna<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11753\" title=\"benghazi-rally-1-555x740\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/benghazi-rally-1-555x740.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"424\" \/>(last gasps of &#8220;stupid&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>get worse for them, because then comes 2014, 15, 16, 17, &amp; on<\/p>\n<p>These people do have a lot in common with our founding fathers<\/p>\n<p>They are all living in 1776, treat African American&#8217;s\/minorities as<\/p>\n<p>third class citizens, and think slavery is awesome unless it&#8217;s them<\/p>\n<p>When they all loudly yell, &#8220;We want to take the country back&#8221; it&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>really shouting, &#8220;Us white people should only hold power, and no<\/p>\n<p>minorities\/immigrants allowed&#8221;. No, it is the government OF the<\/p>\n<p>people, BY the people, &amp; FOR the people. That means everybody!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11754\" title=\"capitol-benghazi-rally-555x415\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/capitol-benghazi-rally-555x415.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/capitol-benghazi-rally-555x415.jpg 555w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/capitol-benghazi-rally-555x415-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Where&#8217;s Waldo?)<\/p>\n<p>But as they yell louder, &amp; their number become smaller by the day<\/p>\n<p>They will all slowly fade into the darkness&#8230;&#8230;never to return again<\/p>\n<p>Until on the news or a police blotter for some horrible racist action<\/p>\n<p>Note: the best political ad <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BODbfSBvnTo\">ever done<\/a>. It&#8217;s insane &amp; &#8216;drunkly bizarre&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: US Naval Shooting Horror &amp; Putin Op-ed tomorrow<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3129829946\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems Ted Cruz is now &#8220;Cruising&#8221; for the racist voter. Wait, did I say &#8220;seems&#8221;? It is all they have left in the entire party, &amp; they are (most punchable face) all dying by the day. &#8220;Cruzy&#8221; stood up, in front of the &#8220;older white guys of America&#8221; the Heritage Foundation to spew this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}