{"id":11696,"date":"2013-09-09T16:36:03","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T22:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11696"},"modified":"2013-09-09T16:36:03","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T22:36:03","slug":"limp-boehner-zimmy-busted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/09\/limp-boehner-zimmy-busted\/","title":{"rendered":"Limp Boehner, & Zimmy Busted"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Boehner has a “big gavel”, but he’s so badly afraid to use it<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Screaming children. listen!”)<\/p>\n

turns out, it’s just one big rattle to throw temper tantrums, & it<\/p>\n

like an older impotent guy’s wenis…pretty useless. He has to be<\/p>\n

the ruler of crazy insane screaming kids, and it’s a job he might<\/p>\n

not want anymore. He most likely won’t seek it again, & in ’14<\/p>\n

the mid-terms are going to kill\/end the entire TeaOP by all the<\/p>\n

statistical measurements. Sure, due to gerrymandering, they’ll<\/p>\n

\"\"(near assholes)<\/p>\n

hold on to certain southern seats in below IQ dumb districts, &<\/p>\n

that all makes sense. But peeps hate loud idiots solving nothing<\/p>\n

Sadly, it’s all the TeaOP is today. Serving no one but corporate $<\/p>\n

Zimmy Investigated For Domestic Battery w\/A Gun<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooops. Does this shock anyone!??!?!?<\/p>\n

No, it doesn’t. Shit, even OJ who “got away with murder” waited<\/p>\n

around 13 months before fucking up again. Guess he’s motivated<\/p>\n

\"\"(oh, shitballs)<\/p>\n

Zimmerman threatened his wife (who filed for divorce) & her dad<\/p>\n

with a gun. He also punched the father right in the nose. The wife<\/p>\n

Shellie called 911 in a panic with, “I don’t know what he’s capable<\/p>\n

of doing”, & claimed Zimmyass, “Punched my father in the nose”<\/p>\n

She also says Georgie boy threatened her and the dad with a gun<\/p>\n

Posted it right here before, & it truly bears repeating for all of us:<\/p>\n

prediction: George will die by his own hands within the next three<\/em>
\nyears. When you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re as monumentally dumb as him. It is only time<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Guess I should’ve said “Three weeks”. Asshole, hateful pricks like<\/p>\n

this clown are even dumber than we give them credit for. Meh, he<\/p>\n

\"\"(a moron & his tiny dick)<\/p>\n

is a pile of shit, & there are two sides to every story. But unlike the<\/p>\n

last time, two people are fucking ALIVE to tell it clearly. He’s toast<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: The 3 Stooges-King, Bachmann, & Gohmert<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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