{"id":11689,"date":"2013-09-06T18:41:51","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T00:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11689"},"modified":"2013-09-06T18:45:20","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T00:45:20","slug":"did-you-know-its-september","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/06\/did-you-know-its-september\/","title":{"rendered":"Shit, It&#8217;s September?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, wow. Time really flies when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a meth dealer<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5337\" title=\"Meth joke Chewbaccka\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Meth-joke-Chewbaccka-300x287.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Meth-joke-Chewbaccka-300x287.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Meth-joke-Chewbaccka.png 553w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/>(True)<\/p>\n<p>The summer just totally \u00e2\u20ac\u0153tweeked\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by for me&#8230;and others<\/p>\n<p>*John rubs his nose &amp; teeth that are now stained yellow*<\/p>\n<p>Woooooooooooo, let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all do some jumping jacks then cry<\/p>\n<p>And just think, Football season&#8217;s now totally here Sunday<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5336\" title=\"Easy Bake Meth Lab Funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Easy-Bake-Meth-Lab-Funny-274x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Easy-Bake-Meth-Lab-Funny-274x300.png 274w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Easy-Bake-Meth-Lab-Funny.png 499w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/>(How cute)<\/p>\n<p>*Meth lab explodes behind John*<\/p>\n<p>Ummmmmmmmm, I better get that. Woooooooooooooo<\/p>\n<p><strong>In Movies With Secret Agents<\/strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re always talking into their sleeves to track a bad guy<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5338\" title=\"Knight Rider talking into wrist\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Knight-Rider-talking-into-wrist-300x268.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"291\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Knight-Rider-talking-into-wrist-300x268.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Knight-Rider-talking-into-wrist.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 291px) 100vw, 291px\" \/>(Wrong kind)<\/p>\n<p>I always wondered if they had \u00e2\u20ac\u0153call waiting\u00e2\u20ac\u009d on the other sleeve<\/p>\n<p>Meh, only really really really wealthy agents is my guess?!?!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2366951782\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, wow. Time really flies when you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a meth dealer (True) The summer just totally \u00e2\u20ac\u0153tweeked\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by for me&#8230;and others *John rubs his nose &amp; teeth that are now stained yellow* Woooooooooooo, let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all do some jumping jacks then cry And just think, Football season&#8217;s now totally here Sunday (How cute) *Meth lab explodes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}