{"id":11618,"date":"2013-08-26T14:34:02","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T20:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11618"},"modified":"2013-08-26T15:17:41","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T21:17:41","slug":"guy-shoots-off-own-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/26\/guy-shoots-off-own-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Guy Shoots Off Own Dick&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You literally can not make this shit up. No way, no how<\/p>\n<p>He died, from accidentally shooting his fucking dick off<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11619\" title=\"die-moron\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/die-moron.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"447\" \/>(What a moron!)<\/p>\n<p>Let that sink in for one moment. A grown man, shot his<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cock&#8221; off, &amp; then died from the blood loss and wounds<\/p>\n<p>This is my rifle, this is my gun. One&#8217;s for fighting, one is<\/p>\n<p>for fun. Turns out, both are for &#8220;Penis Shootings&#8221;. A guy<\/p>\n<p>named <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.co.uk\/2013\/08\/16\/geronimo-narciso-truck-driver-dies-accidentally-shooting-off-penis_n_3767528.html\">Geronimo Narciso<\/a> was drinking with his friends,<\/p>\n<p>when after firing two rounds in the air, he tucked it back<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11621\" title=\"moron-340x340\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/moron-340x340.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/moron-340x340.jpg 340w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/moron-340x340-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/moron-340x340-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(shit fer brains)<\/p>\n<p>in his waist band, &amp; it went off. I guess you could say, he<\/p>\n<p>was &#8220;gunning his cock&#8221; instead of &#8220;cocking his gun&#8221;. Zip!<\/p>\n<p>Darwinism strikes again. Meh, so much for that silly bad<\/p>\n<p>theory that owning a gun increases your manhood. Oops<\/p>\n<p>The good news is we have one less &#8220;fucking idiot&#8221; with us<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: It Looks Like Assad Used Chemical Stuff<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3832203219\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You literally can not make this shit up. No way, no how He died, from accidentally shooting his fucking dick off (What a moron!) Let that sink in for one moment. A grown man, shot his &#8220;Cock&#8221; off, &amp; then died from the blood loss and wounds This is my rifle, this is my gun. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}