{"id":11585,"date":"2013-08-21T19:06:21","date_gmt":"2013-08-22T01:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11585"},"modified":"2013-08-21T19:26:58","modified_gmt":"2013-08-22T01:26:58","slug":"cuzing-for-a-brusing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/21\/cuzing-for-a-brusing\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Cuzing For A Brusing&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ted Cruz has a few things going for him. He&#8217;s breathing, &amp; he&#8217;s not dead<\/p>\n<p>Aside from that, it is a dog eat dog world, &amp; he can not lick his own balls<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11586\" title=\"ted-cruz-1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/ted-cruz-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/ted-cruz-1.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/ted-cruz-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/>(&#8220;What did I do?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Ted was born in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/the_slatest\/2013\/08\/19\/ted_cruz_canada_calgary_born_texas_republican_has_dual_us_canadian_citizenship.html\">Canada<\/a>. But his mother is US Citizen. Ohhhhhhhhh, so<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that all the &#8216;Tea Party morons&#8217; will hold themselves to the same<\/p>\n<p>standards they set up for Obama? Oh fuck that, but &#8216;he&#8217;s black&#8217; so it&#8217;s all<\/p>\n<p>different. Look, the dude needed to apply correctly for his US Citizenship<\/p>\n<p>Did he? Well, if he did not, then he&#8217;s not an &#8220;Official US Citizen&#8221; then; &amp;<\/p>\n<p>he can&#8217;t legally be a senator. Now, do I really fucking care about it? No, I<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11587\" title=\"birther-country-back\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/birther-country-back.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/birther-country-back.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/birther-country-back-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/birther-country-back-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(&#8220;And Big Mac&#8217;s are free!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t. His mother was a US Citizen, he lives in this country, &amp; I accept it<\/p>\n<p>that he lived here his entire fucking life. But, hold up this &#8220;Amazing Big<\/p>\n<p>Ass Hypocrisy Mirror&#8221; to the TeaOP\/birther racists &amp; watch them squirm<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t mention this ever again, aside from the sheer insane &#8220;hypocrisy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>of it all. It&#8217;s ironically lost on them all. The only schadenfreude joy I take<\/p>\n<p>in all of this, is watching his big lying asshole crash and burn by his own<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11588\" title=\"ted-cruz\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/ted-cruz.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"193\" \/>(&#8220;I neeeeeeeeed papers!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>insane ignorant hate standards. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops<\/p>\n<p>What do &#8216;birthers&#8217; &amp; Donald Trump got in common? Both racist assbags<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ted Cruz has a few things going for him. He&#8217;s breathing, &amp; he&#8217;s not dead Aside from that, it is a dog eat dog world, &amp; he can not lick his own balls (&#8220;What did I do?&#8221;) Ted was born in Canada. But his mother is US Citizen. Ohhhhhhhhh, so I&#8217;m sure that all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11585"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11585"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11596,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11585\/revisions\/11596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}