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(“The Pope-a is a bad-ass”)<\/p>\nHere is a nice list I made of “Why Grand Theft Auto 5 Is Better<\/p>\n
(“The Pope-a is a bad-ass”)<\/p>\n
Than Your Kid”. So sit back, grab a cocktail, & buckle up bitch:<\/p>\n
1) The violence in the game isn’t real, but your kid totally is<\/em> Yes, all in all video games are way better than kids. But let us<\/p>\n all remember this: a game can’t hug your silly ass back right?<\/p>\n Tomorrow: Suppressed Votes, & the Racist Rodeo Clown?!?!<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n Here is a nice list I made of “Why Grand Theft Auto 5 Is Better (“The Pope-a is a bad-ass”) Than Your Kid”. So sit back, grab a cocktail, & buckle up bitch: 1) The violence in the game isn’t real, but your kid totally is 2) You can fly a fucking airplane, I’ll bet […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n2) You can fly a fucking airplane, I’ll bet your silly kid can’t<\/em>
\n3) In this game you play 3 characters, in real life, you can’t<\/em>
\n4) There isn’t a “new level” where you help with homework<\/em>
\n5) You can always turn it off when tired, you can’t with a kid<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>
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