{"id":1153,"date":"2009-04-21T10:25:40","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T16:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2009-04-21T11:55:03","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T17:55:03","slug":"miss-california-says-prop-8-is-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/21\/miss-california-says-prop-8-is-great\/","title":{"rendered":"Miss California Says Prop 8 Is Great!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, we all make mistakes. But please stop asking attractive people to answer hard questions. That&#8217;s like being shocked Paris Hilton is dumber than a box of burnt hair&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/miss-california-anwsering-the-question.jpg\" alt=\"miss-california-anwsering-the-question.jpg\" height=\"175\" width=\"243\" \/>(Scales of justice &#8220;No gay marriage for you&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve all either seen it, or heard of it by now. Miss California was asked, &#8220;Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She said, &#8220;Well I think it&#8217;s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. Um, we live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman,&#8221; Carrie said to a mix of boos and applause. &#8220;No offense to anybody out there. But that&#8217;s how I was raised and that&#8217;s how I think that it should be between a man and a woman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She added, &#8220;I like the gays. Where do you think I get all my best BJ tips from?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/two-girls.jpg\" alt=\"two-girls.jpg\" height=\"336\" width=\"241\" \/>(Two girls &amp; a hand cup)<\/p>\n<p>Some say she lost the pageant due to her answer. I&#8217;d have to agree. When you add the words, &#8220;No offense to anybody out there&#8221; after a boo, it usually follows blatantly insulting your host, or a bad racial joke where the person of that race is standing across from you mouth agape. It comes off as &#8220;No offense I don&#8217;t get a minority being denied basic civil rights of equality under the law, b\/c I was raised to suppress your rights&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Not good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well, <em>Butterfly Effect 3-Wings Of Furry<\/em> could always use a hot girl with no lines who get&#8217;s killed quickly by a cheese grater. Now her boyfriend has to wear this t-shirt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/my-girlfriend-is-stupid.jpeg\" alt=\"my-girlfriend-is-stupid.jpeg\" height=\"244\" width=\"244\" \/>(Was stupid bitch taken?)<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t get the serious political and social level of the questions. These are hot women who are looking for a career at being &#8220;attractive&#8221;, not joining a DC think tank. That&#8217;d be like asking a candy machine the meaning of life and being disappointed in it&#8217;s answer of &#8220;F8 a <em>Snickers<\/em>&#8220;. Heck, I&#8217;m happy smoke didn&#8217;t shoot out of her ears, then shart herself falling to the floor rocking back and forth saying, &#8220;Make it go away, make it go away&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Texas Wants To Secede<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Fine, then take your shitty music, and NASCAR with you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/texas_secede_bumper_sticker.jpg\" alt=\"texas_secede_bumper_sticker.jpg\" height=\"88\" width=\"244\" \/>(It&#8217;s near a &#8220;Back Off Queers&#8221; bumper sticker)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like someone you&#8217;re dating threating to leave you. But when they&#8217;re an asshole, with a big belt buckle, bad breath, shitty music, and terrible at sex&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Be ready for people to take you up on your offer&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/breaking-up.jpg\" alt=\"breaking-up.jpg\" height=\"148\" width=\"243\" \/>(Can she give advice?)<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, only 18% of Texans want to secede. 75% don&#8217;t. Which means 3 out of 4 Texans have a functioning frontal lobe. Every time I&#8217;ve been in Texas, it&#8217;s been great, so I must have hung out with the 3 out of 4&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, we all make mistakes. But please stop asking attractive people to answer hard questions. That&#8217;s like being shocked Paris Hilton is dumber than a box of burnt hair&#8230; (Scales of justice &#8220;No gay marriage for you&#8221;) You&#8217;ve all either seen it, or heard of it by now. Miss California was asked, &#8220;Vermont recently became [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}