{"id":11506,"date":"2013-08-08T15:32:06","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T21:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11506"},"modified":"2013-08-08T15:32:59","modified_gmt":"2013-08-08T21:32:59","slug":"snark-week-teaop-drowning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/08\/snark-week-teaop-drowning\/","title":{"rendered":"Snark Week, &#038; TeaOP Drowning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My niece, who is like my daughter, Skylar &amp; I decided that Shark<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11507\" title=\"shark week\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/shark-week.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"179\" \/>(or viewer)<\/p>\n<p>Week is always fun, <em>until<\/em> this year. Now Shark Week has become<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s Do Shitty Reenactments Of Creates That Might&#8217;ve Existed&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What about all the Great White shark attacks, or big underwater<\/p>\n<p>footage of different kinds of reef sharks. Well&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;it pretty much<\/p>\n<p>sucked donkey balls. Well, guess Discovery is only for people who<\/p>\n<p>can &#8216;Discover&#8217; how to turn the channel pretty fucking quickly now<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11508\" title=\"Shark Week funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Shark-Week-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Shark-Week-funny.jpg 491w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Shark-Week-funny-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Shark-Week-funny-300x298.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(it&#8217;s true)<\/p>\n<p>They have Hillbilly Hand Fishing, and every food show known to<\/p>\n<p>man, but I always liked my Shark Week. Meh, I guess it has now<\/p>\n<p>officially Jumped Itself in favor of &#8220;My Southern Toothless Bride&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>RNC Openly Admits They Need &#8220;Election Coverage Bias&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is not news, it just isn&#8217;t. It&#8217;s what you&#8217;ve seen all along in this<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11509\" title=\"GOP Boehnor jobs funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/GOP-Boehnor-jobs-funny.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/GOP-Boehnor-jobs-funny.png 320w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/GOP-Boehnor-jobs-funny-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/GOP-Boehnor-jobs-funny-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(sure you will)<\/p>\n<p>partisan political poo. Reince Penis is demanding <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vtlsifvKtUQ&amp;feature=c4-overview&amp;list=UU8gxWfcyLNIlyt8BD7p2BUg\">these primaries<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>-he literally stated he doesn&#8217;t want impartial fair primaries<br \/>\n-he only wants biased one&#8217;s where they spew unchecked BS<br \/>\n-and if the people holding it aren&#8217;t &#8220;Republican&#8217;s&#8221;, fuck off!<\/p>\n<p>Well, he pretty much said, &#8220;The only station covering our election<\/p>\n<p>will be FOX news, where we&#8217;ll simply just do long lie infomercials&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I knew the TeaOP was in trouble, but never &#8216;<em>this&#8217;<\/em> level. At this rate<\/p>\n<p>the bubble they built for themselves against &#8216;reality&#8217; &amp; the outside<\/p>\n<p>world has ended their entire party. They&#8217;re literally unelectable so<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11511\" title=\"republican-jesus-atheism-gnu-new-funny-lol-positive-strong-agnosticism-theism-religion\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/republican-jesus-atheism-gnu-new-funny-lol-positive-strong-agnosticism-theism-religion.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/republican-jesus-atheism-gnu-new-funny-lol-positive-strong-agnosticism-theism-religion.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/republican-jesus-atheism-gnu-new-funny-lol-positive-strong-agnosticism-theism-religion-261x300.jpg 261w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>(Yeah!)<\/p>\n<p>they accept this, &amp; only pander to 28% of America thinking it will<\/p>\n<p>work. Holy shit, I thought &#8220;stubborn death&#8221;, not &#8220;jerking off until<\/p>\n<p>suicide by asphyxiation&#8221;. Many Democrats are corporatist pussies<\/p>\n<p>and I hammer the ones that need it here often. But the TeaOP now<\/p>\n<p>has become as relevant as Beta Max, Crystal Pepsi, &amp; the Pet Rock<\/p>\n<p>They are not a modern political party, they&#8217;re a tiny cult of nutters<\/p>\n<p>And the rift between establishment GOP&#8217;ers &amp; TeaOP ends it fast<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: The US Embassy Closings, wanted more info on them<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2566511555\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My niece, who is like my daughter, Skylar &amp; I decided that Shark (or viewer) Week is always fun, until this year. Now Shark Week has become &#8220;Let&#8217;s Do Shitty Reenactments Of Creates That Might&#8217;ve Existed&#8221; What about all the Great White shark attacks, or big underwater footage of different kinds of reef sharks. Well&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}