{"id":11491,"date":"2013-08-07T14:26:12","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T20:26:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=11491"},"modified":"2013-08-08T10:29:27","modified_gmt":"2013-08-08T16:29:27","slug":"perry-puzzeled-rnc-butthurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/07\/perry-puzzeled-rnc-butthurt\/","title":{"rendered":"Perry Puzzled, RNC Butthurt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some rules in holding public office. See if you can remember<\/p>\n

3 simple things you want to get rid of if elected president of<\/p>\n

\"\"(Herpy Derp)<\/p>\n

the USA. Rule #2, when not sick, or on an endless campaign<\/p>\n

of stops, please remember the damn state you’re giving your<\/p>\n

speech in. When the “crowd corrects you”<\/a>, you’re in trouble:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153There are many other states that embrace those conservative values, the<\/em>
\n approach that we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve taken over the years………I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m in one today in Florida”<\/em><\/p>\n

The audience responds: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re in Louisiana!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. But…..when<\/p>\n

\"\"(lean over the podium ass)<\/p>\n

you’re a TeaOP’er, rule #3 is ‘always double down’ on stupid<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I know, & I said that. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m in one of those states that reflect those today<\/em>
\n in Louisiana,”<\/em> he deadpanned, drawing audience laughter and applause<\/p>\n

Rick is either ‘high as all fuck’, or dumber than a wet sack of<\/p>\n

hammers. I’m guessing he is a little from A, and little from B<\/p>\n

Looks like the start of a Presidential run, Perry 2016 or 18!!!<\/p>\n

Wait, when is the election again? Oh, who cares *fires gun in<\/p>\n

the air dancing & yelling Yippppppppie* I’m fucking clueless<\/p>\n

The RNC Is Super Disco Butthurt<\/strong><\/p>\n

It seems the RNC is in a bit of mess these days. They do not<\/p>\n

have much direction, after literally taking all of the Autopsy<\/p>\n

\"\"(“go harder right!”)<\/p>\n

results from the 2012 elections & ignoring them. How’s the<\/p>\n

“minority voter out reach” going? Since every national RNC<\/p>\n

candidate & every other talking head(Rush, Beck, Schlafly)<\/p>\n

have been screaming, “NO, we are not far enough right, so<\/p>\n

fuck ALL the minorities, women, gays, working class, etc”<\/p>\n

“We need to only focus on white voters”. As if that was not<\/p>\n

there entire voting plan since the 1960’s Southern Strategy<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m Fonzie!”)<\/p>\n

Well it seems Reince thinks it’s unethical for CNN & NBC<\/p>\n

to run a “documentary<\/span> about Hilary Clinton”, because now<\/p>\n

thinks it is “a conflict of interest for a news organization to<\/p>\n

implicitly support a candidate”. Guess what, WE AGREE!!!<\/p>\n

But surely old Reince has an issue with FOX then right????<\/p>\n

Um, no, he doesn’t. While MSNBC clearly is left, it doesn’t<\/p>\n

do nearly what FOX does. FOX is the major league of every<\/p>\n

\"\"(go on)<\/p>\n

“Piece Of Partisan Republican Political Propaganda”, while<\/p>\n

MSNBC’s just Little League. MSNBC picks stories that help<\/p>\n

their narrative, where as FOX literally just “makes shit up”<\/p>\n

out thin air to help drive a dumb electorate to vote in ALL<\/p>\n

their candidates. Adults call it “lying”, “partisan hate”, and<\/p>\n

“biased insanity” not based in reality. FOX calls it “Fair &<\/p>\n

Balanced”. It’s a network solely to help elect racially ID’ed<\/p>\n

candidates into office to ‘lower taxes’, & deny others rights<\/p>\n

\"\"(“We’ll be finished soon”)<\/p>\n

Meh, MSNBC this last election did two equal pieces on the<\/p>\n

candidates. One for Obama, and one for Romney. What did<\/p>\n

FOX do? Oh, used the network 24-7 to run Anti-Obama ads<\/a><\/p>\n

The funny irony? If they were watching FOX, they were not<\/p>\n

voting Obama anyway, so it was a BigAss waste of time & $<\/p>\n

It ends any debate that FOX is\/was\/ever “Fair & Balanced”<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: US Embassy’s Close, & RNC Cries Over Spilt BS<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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